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BlackButterflies
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January 29, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Life isn't a garden, so don't be a tool or a hoe.

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BlackButterflies
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January 30, 2012 1:44pm UTC

every day i fight a war against the mirror.

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AlishaNoel
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Arriving at a friends house: "Hi, thanks for having me."
Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I'm going home."

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rocker09
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January 30, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Teen mom's,
calling your self a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor because I have Band-aids.
-rocker09

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jimmy365
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January 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC

If it's called a walkie talkie,. How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?

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ssarahbearr131
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January 24, 2012 10:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Jade672
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January 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

You see that girl?
yeah, she's the one who stuck up for you.
The one who stayed up until midnight, just to talk to you.
She's the one whose heart flutters when she gets,
a call or text from you. She's one who fought for
you, the one that missed and loved you.
By the time you realize that she's the girl you want...
She'll already be with the guy who figured it out.
Format: twilightgirl995. nmq.

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tt505
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
& Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Wanting to say
something,but knowing it's going to start a fight.

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Can I ask you something?
Sure
Was it easy?
Was what easy?
Leaving me. Saying all that cute stuff then just walking away like it was nothing. Like we were nothing. Like I was nothing.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:10pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world,
is when your bestfriend seems so mad at you,and you have NO clue what youve done..never felt so alone :\♥
nmq.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Hello it's 911,what's your emergency?
Two boys are fighting over me.
What is the problem with it?
The ugly one is winning.

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Danielle*
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:19pm UTC

That Horrible Moment When...
You are drinking
something. And your
friends are trying
to make you laugh.
And you're trying to swallow but you just can't because your laughing too hard.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC

90' S K I D S .
1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
2.) LIzzie McGuire.
3.) Magic School Bus.
4.) Rugrats.
5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
6.) Blue's Clues.
7.) As Told by Ginger.
8.) The Amanda Show.
9.) Even Stevens.
10.) Teletubbies.
11.) BeetleJuice.
12.) Saved by the Bell.
13.) Arthur.
14.) Dragon Tales.
15.) CyberChase.
16.) Full House.
17.) Scooby Doo.
18.) The Wiggles.
19.) Barny.
20.) 7th Heaven.
21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
22.) Goosebumps.
23.) Drake & Josh.
24.) Zoey 101.
25.) Caillou.
Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

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xoCaitlinxo243
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC

the more boys i meet,
the more I love my dog ♥

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pInKlOvEr4eVa
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Condom: Every month, you stop my buisness for a week!
Tampon: Ok, well as soon as you make a mistake, I'm unemployed for 8 freakin' months -__-

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC

89,000 people die every night in their sleep for no reason at all.
Incase I never hear from you again, I just want to say....
I love you and goodnight.
I hope you are lucky enough to wake up tomorrow .

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:14pm UTC

☆
ThatAwkward Moment ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~When your FriendPulls out the chair when you're about to sit down
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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imacoolcat
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Nothing
made you happier as a kid
than when you walked into the classroom
and a tv was sitting in the room.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I bet that Nicholas Sparks
is not as good to women as the male characters in his books are...
I GUESS SOME THINGS ARE ONLY MEANT FOR FICTION....

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