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xbl0ndiiex
posted a quote
September 10, 2009 8:58pm UTC

rushing home. ♥
♥ run up to the front steps almost tripping and killing yourself
karate kick open the front door♥
♥ninja roll through the kitchen
(at full speed)♥
♥ fast skip through the living room hitting walls
sprint up the stairs (trip often)♥
♥punch your bedroom door open
look at the reason you had a code red♥
11:12
dammit.

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
September 11, 2009 3:32pm UTC

Nine_Eleven*
At least 2,985 people died in the September 11, 2001,
including 19 terrorists and 2,966 victims.
All but 13 people died that day.
1,609 lost a partner.
More than 3,051 lost parents.
You Are All In Our Hearts Today.

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beautiful_liar
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September 7, 2009 4:42pm UTC

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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justxxdreamxx
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 7:07pm UTC

Say Goodbye..
to the water fights.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to the cat fights.
Say Goodbye..
to the beachy hair.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to feeling insecure comparing
your hair to other girls.
Say Goodbye..
to the sun tanned skin.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to the pale faces and pasty legs.
Say Goodbye..
to staying up til 1 everynight.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to homework.
Say Goodbye..
to the bikinis.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to the sweatshirts.
Say Goodbye..
to SUMMER.<--------
Say Hello..
-------->to SCHOOL.

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
August 15, 2009 7:46pm UTC

Today, my dad was eating some Chinese food
and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
immediately started laughing and said, "That was
unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
I stopped laughing.
MLIA.

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BigCityDreams_xoxo
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 9:57pm UTC

hey everyone here on witty..
i don't really know how to say this but
i have been feeling the pain/sadness lately.
my cousin CALEB JOSEPH REGENSKI
died when he was at the age of 2.
he had a terrible tumor in his brain.
he was a very cute baby,
and loved by many,
& missed by all.
for every favorite that i get on this quote
i will donate a dollar to his fund.
if you do not believe me and think i am
making this up...
go to calebmemorialfund.com
its all right there.
please help in my time of need

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confidence
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August 8, 2009 6:43pm UTC

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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always_andforeverx3
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 10:13am UTC

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LucozadeFreak
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:53am UTC

Officer: What is your D.O.B.?
Criminal: What's a D.O.B., man?
Officer: When's your birthday?
Criminal: May 5th
Officer: What year?
Criminal: Every year, man.

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vickyfreak77
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:54am UTC

Therapy
is expensive,
Poppin' Bubble
Wrap is Cheap.
You Choose.
-Got it frommy Ipod

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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amy5xx
posted a quote
August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC

To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a red backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a yellow backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a light blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a purple backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
paste this in the source. peacee

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 12:34pm UTC

The treatment mentally challenged people get is awful.
I recently saw some quotes, that were very rude toward
mentally challenged people.
Even if it was a joke, they shouldn't have said things like that.
It raised my awareness toward the rudeness of some people.
My 15 year old sister is mentally challenged.
But, she has an amazing mind. She is in the highest
history class possible at our school. She always gets an A.
She has an phenominal sense of hearing that I can't
even begin to explain. She can listen to a song, and play
it seconds later on her piano. She taught me how to spell
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. She remebers almost
drowning at the age of two. A year ago she and I attended a
William's Syndrome Convention. She realized a couple
minutes after we arrived that it wasn't just her imagination
telling her she was different. She asked my dad,
"Daddy, is there something wrong with me?"
He looked at her for a minute and the replied,
"Sweetie, you have a thing called Williams Syndrome."
And he explained to her what it was. And she replied,
"Does Emma have it too?" I then burst into tears and she gave
me a big hug. They have the biggest, boldest personalities.
At this convention they had to tell the kids to shake hands,
because they were too loving towards eachtoher.
As soon as you walk into the room, they make you feel better.
They may look and act different, but that's just them.
I am proud to call this teriffic person my sister.
People may judge my sister and me for this, but I have learned
amazing things from my sister. And, I couldn't be prouder.
*True story.
Please raise awareness of this. They are some amazing people.

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gyuanyu
posted a quote
July 29, 2009 9:20pm UTC

&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to wear your hair in a messy ponytail,
to apply your makeup in the dark,
or, even better, not wear any.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to avoid looking into a mirror for one whole day,
to screw counting calories and eat whatever you want,
to buy a pair of jeans and not care what size they are.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to listen to a band that nobody's heard of
and crazy dance around your room, with the windows wide open.
([ don't forget to sing at the top of your lungs.)]
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to admit to your crush that you've been in love with him forever,
to read a book even if you hate reading,
to write a poem or a song, even if it turns out to be awful.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to, for once, just be yourself
and not care what anybody else thinks.
credit to fabulousfades.
got my ideas from other quotes.
do you like it?

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deelikespiee
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May 8, 2009 4:50pm UTC

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xodancerxx
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 11:52pm UTC

ok so maybe i change in my closet
so my posters won't see me.
and yes i flip the magazine over in the bathroom
soo that guy on the cover won't
see me pee.
i always check behind the shower curtain
to make sure no one is there.
and i always sprint up the stairs
so the "stalker" can't grab my legs.
you can call me weird but hey, i bet you
do atleast one of them! ;)

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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xaliisssaax
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 10:33am UTC

Have you noticed;
if you break the word therapist into
[two words] it becomes:
the rapist
my neighbor told me this the other
day thought it was hilarious<3

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