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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    "The human life is made up of choices.
    Yes or no.
    In or out.
    Up or down.
    And then there are the choices that matter.
    Love or hate.
    To be a hero or to be a coward.
    To fight or to give in.
    To live. Or die. Live or die.
    That's the important choice.
    And it's not always in our hands."
    Grey's Anatomy

  2. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    one day
    your life will flash
    before your eyes.
    make sure
    it's worth watching.♥

  3. SheExpectedTheWorld SheExpectedTheWorld
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    SHE WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE♡.

  4. xcayliebabyx xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    I can't take this long distance anymore.
    Fridge, you're coming to my room.

  5. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    The concept of YOLO
    isn't to go smoke and drink.
    It's to go out and do something in your life that matters.

  6. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:11am UTC
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    Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend....
    Me: I Volunteer as tribute!
    ------------------------

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    I didn't choose you
    I just took one look at you,
    and then...
    there was just no
    turning back.

  8. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    *Police catches woman speeding*
    Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
    Woman: Oh sorry
    Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
    Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
    Officer:What?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
    Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
    Woman: I can't do that
    Officer: Why not ma'am
    Woman: I stole this car
    Officer:Stole it?
    Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
    *The officer calls back-up*
    Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
    *Woman steps out*
    Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
    Woman: What?
    Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
    *women opens trunk and it's empty*
    Officer2: Is this your car
    Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
    Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
    *women gives license from her bag*
    Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
    Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
    I was laughing so much when I saw this

  9. xoJianaxo3 xoJianaxo3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Kissing a girl on the cheek= Cute
    Kissing a girl on the mouth= awesome
    Kissing a girl in front of her ex= BOSS.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. JanaKadd JanaKadd
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I know I'll be the idiot who trips down the isle on my wedding day.

  12. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:41am UTC
    if you're reading this...
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||| congratulations,
    you're alive |||||||||||||||||||||||||
    && if that's not something to smile about,
    then i don't know what is.

  13. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    "The worst thing a boy could do to a girl? Personally, i think it's to ignore her while she's loving you with all her heart.
    -Liam Payne
    Format credit - EshaEverlasting

  14. 13MusicSpazXx 13MusicSpazXx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Dude are you ready to party!!!!!
    Umm, who is this?
    Oh wrong number
    Sorry, bye
    ...But I wanna party.

  15. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Things that suck.
    When people dont text you back.
    Cancelled Plans.
    Rainy days when you're sad.
    Losing friends.
    Missing someone.
    Loving someone who doesn't love you back.
    Change.
    When you can't fall asleep.
    Itchy bugbites.
    Regrets.
    Crying.
    When your heart aches for something it can't have.
    Feeling worthless.
    When people don't understand you.
    Overthinking.
    Unexplained feelings.
    When a store doesn't have something in your size.
    Bad grades.
    Not having enough money.
    When food stops tasting good.
    When people yell at you.
    Lies.
    Broken Promises.
    Being Lonely.
    btw follow jacqui459 and ofdgirl (:

  16. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  17. Jessica Marie. * Jessica Marie. *
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Don't text me while;
    I'm in the middle of textingyou. now i have to change my text.
    ♥♥♥

  18. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:10am UTC
    SILENCE IS THE BEST WAY to let someone know they did you wrong.

  19. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    "My nightmares are usually
    about losing you. I'm okay
    once i realize you're here."
    ~Peeta~
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. xblueeyesx0 xblueeyesx0
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    youknowwhat reallysucks
    a b o u t f a l l i n g f o r a g u y y o u k n o w y o u ' r e n o t r i g h t f o r? [x] [x] [x]
    » YOU FALL ANYWAYS «
    because you think he might
    turn out to be different.

    nmf

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