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vegan4life

1. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   Im NOT AFRAID to take a stand
   
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2. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 5:15pm UTC
   My parents tell me not to talk to strangers.
   How am i supposed to make friends?
   
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3. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 5:07pm UTC
   So... today i woke up in the morning and i DEFINETLY felt like P-Diddy
   
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4. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   That joke
   "Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten i see"
   is sooooo old!!
   
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5. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   Is it just me or does everyone get all nervous and hyped up when they have to be partners with their crush?
   
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6. vegan4life
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   October 25, 2011 4:13pm UTC
   You know you're in trouble when:
   Your mother calls you by your first and middle name
   Your boyfriend says "it's not you, it's me"
   Your teacher calls on you without your hand up
   Your friend takes something you said the wrong way
   You forget how to read/write
   
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7. vegan4life
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   October 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC
   When Miranda Cosgrove sings her theme song on Icarly and the line "live life, breathe air" comes on im like really? obviously, u have to breathe to live...
   
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8. vegan4life
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   October 18, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   Why cant i see that you're not into me?
   
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9. vegan4life
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   October 18, 2011 3:55pm UTC
   I hate when girls call guys pretty.
   
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10. vegan4life
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    October 18, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Guy: OMG why is it so hot in here??
    Girl: Cuz im in the room.
    
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11. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    The funny moment when i scream,
    RED ROBIN!
    And everyone shouts, YUM!
    
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12. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    I hate when my friends ask me who i like and i say nobody, and they say yeah right!
    But i actually dont like anyone.
    
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13. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I will be me,
    Not who you want me to be.
    
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14. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    It takes a couple seconds to say hello,
    but it takes forever to say goodbye.
    
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15. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Life is like a hot bath; it feels good while you're in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get.
    
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16. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    I don't miss him, I miss who i thought he was.
    
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17. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Everyday is a gift,
    that's why they call it the present.
    
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18. vegan4life
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    October 15, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Girls are like phones:
    We love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    
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19. vegan4life
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    October 14, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    The one kid in your class that makes everything much more entertaining
    
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20. vegan4life
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    October 14, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    just wondering...
    How many people out there are vegans or vegetarian?
    Cuz a lot of people always complain to me about it
    Fave if u r one and if u hate when people complain about it.
    
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