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Fact_Book
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October 12, 2012 11:45am UTC

FA C T # 43
One in every four Americans have appeared on television.

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bibomoo
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October 12, 2012 11:13am UTC

I don't hate you because your fat, your fat because you eat Nutella and sit on witty all day.

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tumblrwittyfacebook
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October 12, 2012 11:28am UTC

Why is the
silence
SO
Loud?

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 11:36am UTC

if everyone fought fire with fire, the whole
WORLDWOULD GO UP IN SMOKE.

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sarahlikesbands*
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October 12, 2012 11:37am UTC

All we ever wanted was to be accepted

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DancinMAsoxOFF
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October 12, 2012 11:15am UTC

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Bluesoulflame
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October 12, 2012 11:14am UTC

"You ask!"
"No, You ask!"
"No, You ask!"
"Seriously, Just ask!"
"No, You ask!"
"Just ask already!"
"fine....
My friend would like to ask you something"

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I feel like I'm bothering people
when I tell them my problems.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:01pm UTC

I hate every inch
of my body.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC

"Just friends"

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ireallylovecats
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Please stop
making me love you.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don;

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idance
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October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC

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AnchorChasing
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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marisalynne
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC

The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
The girl looked confused, and he just said
"You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
Then he turned to me and said
"You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
Guys like him give me hope♥
-true story.
-my quote.

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lillylovee
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December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
how ready are you? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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Jade672
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December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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kayleer5
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October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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