Today I had a 8th grade physical.
Dr. Mary: Now Shannon honestly are you active.
Me: Of course Im active.
Dr. Mary: Oh Shannon that isn't very good. Are you being safe?
Me: Ye I try to stay safe but I forget and loose control sometimes. I get a little crazy and energetic though, but I definitely take it serious and have fun!
Dr. Mary: Im very concerned, your only 13. Does you mother know about this.
Me: Of course she knows shes the one who drives me there.
Dr. Mary: And shes not worried. We should be giving you a vacine.
Me: Nah shes not worried. She doesnt need to be I mean Im just in musicals with dancing and Lacrosse.
Dr Mary: Ohhhh wait? Are you talking about sports?
Me: Yea of course. Isn't that what your talking about?
Dr. Mary: Oh no it wasn't. Im talking about sexually active.
Me: Ohhhhhhh!!! Ewww GOD NO!!!
Dr. Mary: Ohkay much better. Thank you Shannon. I hope your feeling well.
I started cracking up as I left the room. She needs to be more specific.