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lolalove999
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November 16, 2011 7:49pm UTC

You picked me up, you took me home.
You put your hands around my waist,
You took off my top, then you put your lips on mine.
ThANK GOD I'm a bottle of Pepsi. ♥
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hockeyjones17
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September 19, 2011 8:11pm UTC

What is the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa?
~Santa stops after 3 ho's(;
nmf/nmq

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PhoebeLikeRawr
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August 2, 2011 8:55am UTC

Convo with my guy friend...
Me: Will you go and get me some chocolate from the shops?
Him: why?
Me: Me & Harry broke up. /:
Him: Okay, I’ll be back soon.
He came back with;
A massive bar of chocolate.
Two Ben & jerry’s ice-cream.
Some magazines.
Marshmellows.
‘the notebook’ & ‘john tucker must die’ rented.
Make up wipes.
And a giant box of tissues.
Then he hugged me while I cried.
He’s amazing.

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HabiiBa
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July 30, 2011 5:11pm UTC

There's no food in the house
Not even bread. Even prisoners have bread.

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tegiegirl
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July 29, 2011 6:21am UTC

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hockeyjones17
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July 26, 2011 8:43am UTC

Admit it;
We all have tried to rap "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.
♥

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xojessiexo
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June 10, 2011 3:56pm UTC

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There once was a team
of Canucks,
A gang of cheap hitting
shmucks.
For that shot on Horton,
They'll answer to
Thorton
.
Like the Yankees, Vancouver just sucks! .
{nmf credit to hockeyjones17}
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marimbasonata
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July 8, 2011 11:02pm UTC

If barbie's so popular,
Why do you have to buy her friends?
nmf
<3

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eternalsunshinex
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July 12, 2011 9:08pm UTC

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xomelannaxo12
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July 6, 2011 12:12pm UTC

Caylee Anthony didn't have to die
While her "mother" sat in court and pretended to cry
Although she did not get justice that day
We all have something to say
You had your whole life ahead of you
If only someone else had knew
God will take you by his side
were you will no longer have to hide
R. I. P Sweet Little Angle <3
Your flower will still grow
Made by~ Taylor & Melanna

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