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1. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 10:50pm UTC
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   That Awkward Moment
   When Your In Public & Your Crotch Itches.
   
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2. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 10:37pm UTC
   Better Stay Out Of The Sun Cause
   P l a s t i c M E L T S.
   ♥
   
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3. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   Claustrophobic (adj)-
   Fear of Santa Claus
   
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4. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
   Uhh.. Their slowness?
   No. Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they're on their backs.
   Oh lol. So if you taped two turtles together they'd be unstoppable, right?
   ..OH MY GOD.
   BRB.
   
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5. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   Roses Are Red.
   Violets Are Blue.
   You Treated Me Like sh*t.
   SO f**k YOU.
   
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6. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   DEAR TWO-FACED PERSON;
   I Can't Decide
   WHICH FACE OF YOURS
   To ____ SLAP
   First.
   
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7. twilighterrr
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 9:38pm UTC
   Our small stupid conversations //
   ♥ Mean more to me than you'll ever know. ♥
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