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Hey girlllll whatcha doin? Line from the Theme song of New Girl in case you didn't know(; ok so hi my name is Leah and I am addicted to swimming(: My bestfriends are my life like legit I love them and idk where I'd be without them. I am pretty laid back but if you start dissing my OTP I will rub my cat's claws across your face.

So this foxy box is all about my likes/interests! I'll just list as many as I can
Swimming, cats, taylor swift, one direction, nail polish (mainly lavender and baby pink), uggs, a&f, gilly hicks, hollister, Facebook, Forever 21, dEliA*s, cake, frozen yogurt, oreos, anything oreo-flavored?related, kiss 108/matty in the morning, turtles, penguins, hearts, hot chocolate, fuzzy slippers, my snuggie, the color pink, Pink (store), going to the mall, flip flops, flat irons, money, love??? I want a boyfriend someday, Temple Run, imagining having an iPhone, the beach, texting/using Kik (if you want it just ask), Kit Kats and The Legend of Korra

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC

so, why is it that you fart and smell your own gas, it doesn't bother you or anything, but when someone else farts, their gas smell criples us?
Farts are like little ugly invisible babies. No matter what, the parent will always love and tolerate that ugly baby but everyone else know what a little sh*t that a**hole baby is.
not my format

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turtleluv412
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March 14, 2012 5:41pm UTC

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Guys, I'm freaking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a stupid fry cook at a local fast food joint. What makes matters worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck of this town if I could actually drive, too, but I've failed every darn test that I've ever taken. I'm sociallly akward, even my only other co-worker freaking hates my guts. I have deep feelings toward one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. you know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure only hangs around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in freaking pineapple under the sea
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turtleluv412
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March 12, 2012 5:40pm UTC

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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:25pm UTC

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Some people blame our generation
But have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:20pm UTC

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random objects
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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:17pm UTC

"So, um, one time, I turned on my radio... cause I wanted to hear some tunes, but no tunes came out of my radio. So I'm all... This is bogus! But then my best bud, leaf, he's all "dude, it's a toaster."
Fave if you know where this is from(:
comment if you don't
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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Once you hate somebody, everythimg they do is offensive
"Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place"

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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:08pm UTC

Girls used to spend all day playing with barbies
Now they spend all day trying to look like one
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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Anyone who has ever said words don't hurt
has clearly never been hit by a dictionary
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turtleluv412
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March 11, 2012 2:00pm UTC

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Swearing
because sometimes "gosh darn" and
"meanie head" just won't cover it
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turtleluv412
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February 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I don't think I could ever stab anybody
I mean,let's be honest
I can barely get the straw into the Caprisun
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turtleluv412
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February 23, 2012 11:22am UTC

I want to write "i miss you" on rock
Then throw it at you
So you'll know just how much it hurts
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turtleluv412
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February 22, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Guys, I'm freaking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a stupid fry cook at a local fast food joint. What makes matters worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck of this town if I could actually drive, too, but I've failed every darn test that I've ever taken. I'm sociallly akward, even my only other co-worker freaking hates my guts. I have deep feelings toward one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. you know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure only hangs around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in freaking pineapple under the sea.

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turtleluv412
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February 22, 2012 1:34pm UTC

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes
2. You die

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turtleluv412
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February 22, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Edward is NOT a vampire
He lives in the woods
He doesn't kill humans
He glitters in the sun
He is obviously
a fairy
HE DOESN'T hE

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turtleluv412
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February 22, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerly,
the Opportunist

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turtleluv412
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January 22, 2012 3:37pm UTC

here's to the crazy ones
the MISFITS the REBELS
the troublemakers
the round pegs in the square holes
the ones who see things differently
they're not fond of rules
and they have no respect for the staus quo
you can "quote" them
disagree with them
glorify or
valify them
about the only thing you can't do
is ignore them
because they change things
they push the human race forward
and while some see them as the crazy ones
we see them as GENIUS
because the people who are crazy enough
to think that they can change the world
are the ones who do

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turtleluv412
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December 21, 2011 4:10pm UTC

That sexy dance you do
when your putting on skinny jeans

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turtleluv412
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December 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Whenever I'm eating Cheez-Its...
The first one ALWAYS tastes terrible
but the rest are fantastic
Just me? :/
Fav if this happens to you

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