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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:46am UTC

M: But i dont know your name?
F: Thats also in the
phone book.
N o J o c k i n g. .

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trishydoll
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October 7, 2010 1:41am UTC

M: What’s your number? F: It’s in the phone book!
No Jocking.
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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:36am UTC

M: Haven't we met before...;)
F: Yah...im the receptionist at the VD Clinic :P
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:33am UTC

M: I want to give myself to you.
F: Sorry..i dont accept cheap gifts :)
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
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October 7, 2010 1:32am UTC

M: I know how to please a woman...
F: Then get the hell away from me!
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:30am UTC

M: So, wanna go back to my place?
F: Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
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October 7, 2010 1:29am UTC

M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing :O
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:27am UTC

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there :)
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:25am UTC

M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today :(
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:18am UTC

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized...
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:15am UTC

M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: Do Not Enter!!
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:11am UTC

M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
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October 7, 2010 1:09am UTC

M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine :)
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:06am UTC

M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:05am UTC

M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 12:04am UTC

There’s gonna be one less lonely girl…
One less lonely girl….

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 11:56pm UTC

Request a Quote in the comments and I will pretty it up a little and send you the link. Tell me what you want and I should be able to help you! Or just say random for anything that will jazz it up!

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 11:53pm UTC

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You don't know I'm stronger than what you think. You think I'm weak. But baby... It doesn't matter how strong I am anyway... I just have to hate you to be safe :)
This text may fade.... But my thoughts of you won't. What are my thoughts? GET LOST!

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 11:33pm UTC

❤❤
Two hearts, one love & Lots of pride. You have now made the future love bug J

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 11:28pm UTC

What happened to the Brady Bunch?!
Now instead, we have South Park and Family Guy!
What happened?

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