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BlackButterflies
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April 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC
me: *writes HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY in really big letters in every birthday card ever because I have no idea what to write but don't want to leave a blank space*

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chickittylover
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April 19, 2013 4:17pm UTC
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I should be over all the butterflies
>>>>> But i'm into you<<<<<
i'm into you.♥

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chickittylover
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April 19, 2013 5:31pm UTC
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you pick me up when i fall down.

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chickittylover
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April 20, 2013 2:19pm UTC
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& I can' t change
>>>>>even if i tried, even if<<<<<
I wanted to.♥

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kristabff
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April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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