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osnapitzkenz
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 10:33pm UTC

I'm going to open a store
next to forever 21
and call it
finally 22

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:22pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
♥♥♥

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 12:43am UTC

Give me some advice please.
...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
...Not what I meant. -_____-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ZzZz123
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 6:24pm UTC

I promise I have a 6-pack;
It's just shy

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xxtorrrrr
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:12pm UTC

i t 's f u n n y h o w t h e p e r s o n
you would take a bullet for
I S S T A N D I N G
behind the trigger

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC

JERSEY SHORE
Sammi: I just feel like I don't know.
Snooki: I know how you feel.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:56pm UTC

I love that
big raindrop
that eats all the other raindrops
on the way down the window.
♥

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millz237
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:55pm UTC

Admit it,
We have all tried to hide the cursor in the corner of the computer screen :)
♥

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kaylala513
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 1:39am UTC

put headphones in.
now everyone wants to talk to you.

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xwaddupshawtyx
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:05pm UTC

Women speak about 7000 words a day.
The average man averages just over 2000.
{♥} for the girls.

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mac_miller
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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spongebobspots
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 5:58pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you confidently answer the question wrong in class.

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Flying_Panda
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:26pm UTC

♥ Poking a bruise, even when it hurts,
Because your just that
tough.

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pinkunicorn22
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:12pm UTC

Today at Victoria Secret
my total was $69.69. I got a few dirty looks when I laughed for five minutes.
Coincidence? I think not.

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cmwaffles13
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:11pm UTC

Dear Spider,
You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big per-OMG IT MOVED!!!
Sincerely,
My Neighbors Thought I Was Being Murdered

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Taylor143
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 7:05pm UTC

"dont hate me cause im beautiful"
trust me honey, thats not why we hate you
nmq/f

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kooibear

posted a quote
July 7, 2011 7:59pm UTC

I sleep too much. Parent's complain.Don't sleep enough. Parent's complain.I eat too much. Parent's complain.I don't eat enough. Parent's complain.I'm always in my room. Parent's complain.I go out too much. Parent's complain. I just can't win.

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jadanicolegalland64
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 3:58pm UTC

this proves winky faces are sexual
I like bananas
***
I like bananas ;)
see a differnce in the meanings haha ♥

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lyysssx0
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:54pm UTC

6.9
a little fun interrupted by a period. :)

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