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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4086271
so you were alone.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4086970
You could go to jail for theft.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4086687
How is that awkward in any way?
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4087187
too late.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4087745
...what?!
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4085280
You seem pretty about it, and he's obviously not your man anymore. If he was, this girl wouldn't have him.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4087798
Yes you can, you're choosing not to .
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4085779
You just said you hate lesbians. And, that's totally untrue. What doctors office do you go to?
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4088501
Smoking can cause lung cancer. Don't smoke guys.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4088221
This quote should be:
So, according to my dad, every boy I talk to is considered my boyfriend. Thanks for calling me a . I love you too, Dad.

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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4085160
How can how many times you slap someone hide them from others?
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4085805
That's definitely not healthy.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4089314
You're a god.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4087042
Not just you, but think about it, no one wants to look at an ugly quote. Their format was obviously better.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4088357
I get the first part, but can you please explain what doors have to do with whores?
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4085233
GRAMMAR TROLL:
you're
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4086693
...what?
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4089410
Ninjas don't attack floors, they have better and more important things to do.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4089373
This came up again on random, So I'm going to tell you how you should have written it. Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect.
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thewittytroll · 1 decade ago on quote 4084959
It's called smile and act like you care.
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