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PastIsPast
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:39pm UTC

Dear theunicorn ;
i saw that quote and i was like .. awwh hun<3
<im here for yoou and if u need to talk to someonee imm always avaliable!(: ill relattee too you im goinn threw hard times myself froms boys to parents to relatives having cancer. im very sorry to hear that yur grandma has itt</3 well stay strong beautifull[: and i loove yur pictureee!!>
:bttww: this was the comment my computer woodnt let me postt[;
talkk to mee sometimmee!(:
Love ; pastispast

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Things to do Today:
-Get up
-Survive
-Go back to bed
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MyHateList
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January 3, 2012 1:23pm UTC

My Hate List #1
ranalapaigebug5 )
KaTi3Gx3)
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Star1998
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Its
Not
Goodbye
Its
Just
See
You
Later
♥
theunicorn
theunicorn

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just_a_girl_in_love
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:49pm UTC

When life throws you a curve,
don't ask, "why me?"
Instead yell, "try me!"
-♥-
theunicorn

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SpaceBound97
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 5:40pm UTC

HELLO
I'm
Slim Shady
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SpaceBound97
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 5:43pm UTC

HELLO
I'm
A Wittian
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iscreamiloveyou01
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 4:58pm UTC

I kind of love this Detox thing. It's makes me feel like my quotes aren't passed by like "oh, that's not 'TheUnicorn' or someone else super popular so why care to read it?" or "Not pretty enough, keep scrolling"
<3

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luvchuforever
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC

"I don't think that I was ever trying to kill myself,
but I know that if i ever did go too far, that I wouldn't care"
-Demi Lovato
theunicorn

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xx17grace71xx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:19pm UTC

ONce you leave,
i wait until i see you again
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Lauren3202
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #1
I mustache you a question...
But I'll shave it for later.
-_____________-
theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #2
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the squashed chicken.
-_____________-
theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #3
What did the gay 'gator give to the other gay 'gator?
Gatorades.
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theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #4
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
-_____________-
theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #5
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
-_____________-
theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 12:47pm UTC

Face Palm Joke #6
"Hey, get me a tissue?"
"Sure here you go."
"Thanks."
"Snot a problem."
-_____________-
theunicorn

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KiaraaBabee
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:13am UTC

Cool story bro.
Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, I don't give a sh*t.
the end.
theunicorn

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KiaraaBabee
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 3:58pm UTC

she's
broken
because
she
believed
theunicorn
theunicorn

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Pain, Pain
Go away
Happiness
Is here to stay.
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my quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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