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therealjesus
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Fade Away
I want us to start like all fairytales do,
like the i love you and you love me too..
Oh the feelings I get when i'm by you,
I can't tell if they are honest & true.
I smile at every word you say,
even if its something as simple as "hey"
we could be the couple that has everyone talking,
i dont understand why it would be so shocking,
i know this mushy gushy stuff just isnt your thing,
but baby i wanna be your princesess and you be my king.
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I made this, it isnt good, but PLEASE no hate comments.
Thankkk yaaaaa. (:

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Snooshi
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February 11, 2012 4:32pm UTC

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 10:02pm UTC

When I party in New York take the late night subway
Goin' out Friday to comin' home Monday
From all directions never find me on the one way flavor
The rhyme just the icin' on the cupcake f***face
My fans notice these other rappers is bogus
I'm Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
And the boy stay, kickin' incredibly dope s**t
Make my momma proud cuz my clothes fit
Travel round the globe b***h on my Lewis Clark s**t
Don't matter where I live, cuz I can tell you where my heart is
I just stay on my side, f**k where everybody at
Tell the planet peace cuz I'm gone I ain't comin' back
Had the whole regular life I can tell you that I'm done with that
Try to build a mill off a couple stacks on my own business
Investin' all I got into these f***in' raps
Willlie Parker money hand it off and it's runnin' back
- Mac Miller

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 11:05pm UTC

If the only period she has is at the end of a sentence she's to young for you bro!

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:38am UTC

If she thinks DTF means Down for Twister, she's too young for you bro!

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 8:15pm UTC

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 9:40pm UTC

NO Ipods Allowed AT School , Yeah like Eminem is gonna rap me the answers

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 10:29pm UTC

If her "Tattoo" comes off in the shower, shes too young for you bro .

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:01am UTC

Boy:ily
Girl: can you spell it out it makes everything more special
Boy: im leaving you

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:27pm UTC

Dear Phone,
I Drop You.
I Say I Hate You.
I Throw You.
I Lose You.
I Forget About You, But...
I Couldn't Live Without You

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 1:10pm UTC

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did
Fave if yuh get it

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet! :P

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 1:31pm UTC

Miley Cyrus : I'm A Barbie Girl :)
Selena Gomez : In The Barbie World ! (:
Taylor Swift : Like My Plastic :D
Demi Lovato : It's Fantastic !
Miley Cyrus : You Can Brush My Hair :)
JUSTIN BIEBER : UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE! :D
Miley Cyrus : :/
Selena Gomez : :/
Taylor Swift : :/
Demi Lovato : :/
JUSTIN BIEBER : No Seriously! ;) :P :D :D

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 1:36pm UTC

Rihanna- Oh, nana whats my name?
Eminem -Why are you asking me whats your name ?
Rihanna-Oh shut up and drive!
Eminem - Sure ....I need to get out to an store but It Is raining!
Rihanna - Then get under my Umbrella jerk!
Eminem - Who do you think you are ?
Rihanna - Only girl In the world!
Eminem - No you are not!
Rihanna - Oh ...I love the way you lie!

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 1:50pm UTC

im upset that i cant delete my quote now i look stupid with 0 faves :(

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lonleygirl522
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 11:08pm UTC

‎"2pacs of "eminems" cost "50 cent" , thats "ludachris", but still no "biggie'

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therealjesus
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 10:49pm UTC

God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
P.S nothing against gay people just a jokee. :)

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