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  1. LilMissStarz LilMissStarz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Hey! :)
    Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
    Bestfriends?
    No... more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
    -_-

  2. maxie1313 maxie1313
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Friends With Benefits &
    No Strings Attached:
    Kelso & Jackie are
    STILL
    trying to make eachother
    jealous♥

  3. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:53am UTC
    *facebook*
    "hmm. who's on chat..."
    "Oh. That's right. I can't tell"
    
    Fave if you want the old chat back.
    nmf

  4. Smileysarah12345 Smileysarah12345
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    I want a facebook
    I'm turning 14 this august, and my mom still thinks im too young for a facebook.
    she said if i can prove to her that 100 ppl my age have a facebook, i can get one for my birthday.
    if your 14 or under and u hava facebook, plz favorite.
    if your older, comment how old u were wen u got one

  5. HMU HMU
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Heyy beautiful
    YES YOU!
    Don't act like you're not.
    Still don't believe me?
    Baby girl,
    Favorite this quote
    Look on your profile
    and I bet that I can finally prove to you that you are.
    @Dalton
    not all guys are tools. don't believe me? chat me.

  6. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
    Touch her waist. Actually talk to her.
    Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts.
    Kiss her slowly. Hug her.
    Hold her. Laugh with her.
    Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together.
    Smile with her. Take pictures with her.
    Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it.
    Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly.
    Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful.
    Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her.
    Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved.
    Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know.
    Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her.
    Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
    Hold her close when she's cold.
    While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
    When people DISS her, stand up for her.
    Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her.
    Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle.
    When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
    When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
    Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
    COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
    Take her for LONG walks at night.
    ALWAYS remind her how much i love her.
    Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
    If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently.
    Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind.
    Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
    Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

  7. Cupcakezz Cupcakezz
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    Isabelle, Sophia, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Emily Abigail, Madison, Elizabeth, Ella, Natalia, Samantha, Alexis, Lily, Grace, Hayley, Alicia, Hannah, Leah, Ashley, Anna, Sarah, Victoria, Gabby, Brooklyn, Kaylee, Taylor, Layla, Alison, Evie, Riley, Amy, Amelia, Chloe, Charlotte, Savanna, Zoey, Bella, Kayla, Claire, Julia, Kylie, Lauren, Sophie, Sydney, Jasmine, Morgan, Alex, Kimberly, Katie, Rachel, Valentine, Destiny, Molly, Maise, Maria, Stella, Jessica, Debbie, Sukhy♥
    F a v e I f I S a i d Yo u r N a m e. C o m m e n t I f I d i d n ' t
    nmf

  8. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    no wonder why
    rebecca black
    didn't take the bus.
    she would of had a
    panic attack
    with all the seating options.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. MissSoffy777 MissSoffy777
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 9:11am UTC
    When Girl wears boy's sweatshirt
    She looks HOT.
    When Boy wears girls clothes
    He looks like tranny. (:
    not my format. MY QUOTE

  11. Charchar418 Charchar418
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 1:00am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Pink decides to name her kid 'Purple'

  12. sortyd sortyd
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 11:17am UTC
    " d(^.^)b "
    "WOAH, how'd you get that backwards b?"
    "Its called d."
    -________-


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. shecklerrox143 shecklerrox143
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    I honestly get jealous
    when other girls hug you...because
    now they know what it feels like
    to hold my world in their arms.

  15. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:18am UTC
    A
    At one point
    i must admit
    you made me feel perfect

    notmyformat

  16. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    My dad called me on the house phone earlier;
    Dad: Are you home?
    Me: No, dad. I just thought I'd
    take the phone for a walk.
    Dad: Oh, okay.

  17. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    → Say it REALLY slow:
    " you are sofa king we tar did"

  18. JustxLetxThingsxBe JustxLetxThingsxBe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 9:56am UTC

    The hardest thing you can do
    is look back and see what the
    person you love has done to you.
    -Sammi, Jersey Shore

  19. tannahbanana tannahbanana
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 12:05am UTC
    when im bored i paint myself orange and dye my hair green and sit in the corner of my room and pretend im a carrot

  20. dayturnstoday dayturnstoday
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Unicorns have legs
    I have legs
    Therefore, I am sick of these quotes

:)

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