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thehairycouch

Status: Worshiping in the grace that is Noel Fielding!!!

Member Since: 4 Aug 2012 09:00am

Last Seen: 10 Feb 2013 03:33pm

Location: in a pickle

Gender: F

user id: 322646

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Hiya .  I'm Amber ,and I'm an imperfect human.
I love the ramones, the beatles, florence and the machine, Marilyn Manson and I adore the talking heads and the cure.
I'm the ambassador of the Action School of Film. I love directing and writing screenplays and dignifying my drum kit:D and of course photography with my cannon eos 550 d.
The whole joy of it is really using the dark room I set up in my shed:P
You can visit my tumblr at http://mayhemonmars.tumblr.com/ :)
I'll put up a few pictues of things I like .. there ...
                                                    flash WILL save the universe

I LOVE the mighty boosh and
sherlock , and tend to be a
MASSIVE fangirl!!!

thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:38am UTC

Did you ever notice spiderman
having no real nose?

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:27am UTC

TAYLOR SWIFT +
WHISKEY =
KE$HA

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thehairycouch
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August 20, 2012 6:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:30am UTC

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:19am UTC

Heres to the kids who couldnt read this till now

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 9:37am UTC

why is the winner of 'miss universe' always from Earth??

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:21am UTC

Heres to the scary kid on the aviva add,
"mammy...I'm Thirsssssty"

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:16am UTC

that awkward moment...
when you make an "awkward moment" quote and it's actually not that awkward

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 6:49am UTC

Mum says to cover the computer with a cushion before we go out.
me: yeah mum because everyone knows that cushions have
modems and chargers.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:13am UTC

how do you get a sweet little old lady to say the
f word???
get another sweet little old lady to yell "BINGO!!"

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:03am UTC

It dont matter if your black or white
- Micheal Jackson and Zebras

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:14am UTC

I work out because I know I'd be the first to die in the
hunger games.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:08am UTC

before you diagnose yourself with depresion or low self esteem,first make sure your not just surrounded by assh0les.

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thehairycouch
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August 8, 2012 10:01am UTC

If Taylor swift, married Taylor launtner,both their names would be,
Taylor Launtner!!!!!!!!
O_________O

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:59pm UTC

me: I was'nt that drunk
guy: Dude you were so drunk you put my hampster in his ball threw him across the lawn and shouted
"I choose you pikachoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:56pm UTC

me: I was'nt that drunk
guy: dude you were so drunk you gave a mushroom to a miget and said:
" grow mario,grow"!!!

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:49pm UTC

me: I was'nt that drunk
guy: dude, You were so drunk you saw a ginger picking strawberries and shouted
"noooo foxface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont eat the berries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:30pm UTC

COOKIN EGGS:
Add a little salt...a little pepper...BOOM!!
your cooking a freakin delicacey!!

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:12am UTC

I woke up feeling full of you,I guess I kinda was,
My eyes were slightly blurry,now a hardness in my jaws.
My surroundings were un-familiar,the bed felt hard but good,
I had the strangest feeling that I'd been misunderstood.
I think it's the morning after,but the morning after what?
Your legs are wrapped around my waist,your breaths not warm,it's hot.
let me think,your name is josh,we've just been at a party,
you kissed me hard, we went upstairs,we drank some more bacardi.
And now my head is spinning because I cant open my eyes,
partially because i'm scared and the sun has yet to rise.
I'm totally hungover ,and I'm sure my dad would die,
If I told him that I spent the night with this amazing guy.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:19am UTC

He loves to act...
He loves to make make you laugh..
He's not one of 'the lads'...
He listens to your un-realistic thoughts..
You see him every weekend,and when you dont,he's all you think about...
He gave you his hoodie to sit on..
He laughs when he sees you get exited...
He knows you love him and he feels the same way...
You will never see him again.

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