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  1. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:01am UTC
    I remeber there as this one time that
    I had a nosebleed. And the blood was
    just trickling down my nose and at the
    time my body was just like 'Hey, is it not
    like the most best time ever to sneeze.'
    And I sneezed blood all over the walls.

  2. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    My friends know me better than my family does.
    I'm not sure whether to be ashamed or grateful for that fact.

  3. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Me: You like Imagine Dragons?
    Brother: Yeah. But not everyone can imagine dragons.
    Me:
    Mum:
    Batman:
    Rick Riordan:
    David Cameron:
    The Queen:
    The world:
    Me: No, stop. Your a shame to human kind.
    Me: This is why the world should've ended in 2012.
    Me: So it could've prevented that joke from ever being put into existance.
    Me: Leave. You aren't worthy to breath the same air I do.
    *The people of the world boo as he walks away*

  4. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Prepare yourself for the end of the world
    I lost my IPod USB cable. You will suffer.
    Until I find it.- but that's not the point.

  5. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 10:17am UTC
    So yesterday I was on my way to 5th period
    and I walked by these guys and one of them
    just randomly shouted at me "YOU'RE SO
    TALL!" and me being me shouted back at
    him" WOULDN'T YOU KNOW, LITTLE ELF!"
    Am I wierd? Yeah you could say that....

  6. kthanksbye* kthanksbye*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 4:12am UTC
    When I'm older I want to open a shop next to Forever 21, called Finally 22.

  7. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    He tells me goodnight before
    I fall asleep every night, but
    he never tells me goodbye.

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Spend a little more time trying
    to make something of yourself
    and a little less time trying
    to impress other people...
    - The Breakfast Club

  9. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 10:34am UTC
    I turned
    out liking
    you a lot
    more than
    I originally
    planned.

  10. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    I think a lot,
    but I don't say much
    - Anne Frank

  11. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 10:21am UTC
    I find it kind of funny,
    I find it kind of sad.
    The dreams in which I'm dying
    are the best I've ever had.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  12. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Be carefull with words,once they are said they can only be forgiven not forgotten.

  13. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 4:58am UTC
    Im not a perfect person I make alot of mistakes but I lovethe people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.

  14. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:01am UTC
    If you want to feel rich count all the things you have money cant buy.

  15. kthanksbye* kthanksbye*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I get all my good quote ideas when I am in the bathroom.
    Guess where I am now.

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    I watched as the pages
    went up in flames,
    the story of a love that
    could not be tamed.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 10:18am UTC
    Here she lies, the girl
    who never cries,
    dead in a flood of her
    own tears and blood.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  18. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Sweet little girl
    with those innocent eyes.
    Your heart breaks with the world.
    You cry when she cries.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  19. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    If it weren't for those eyes,
    YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
    caught my attention.
    It was that beautiful blue.
    that caused me to blush whenever
    your name was mentioned.
    I fell for those eyes,
    and I thought they fell for me too,
    but in the end,
    they left me broken, not quite a
    beautiful blue.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  20. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Even if it's unrecognizable - draw a picture.
    Even if you have no plot - write a story.
    Even if you can't walk without tripping - dance.
    Even if you're tone deaf - sing.
    Life isn't about sitting around and doing nothing
    because you're not "talented."
    Life is about taking chances,
    learning new things, and having fun.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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