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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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BlackButterflies
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January 31, 2013 10:30pm UTC

how can I explain him? he is sunshine on a rainy day. he is singing along to bad songs with your head tilted back, singing until your throat hurts and your ears ring. he's poetry, he's music, he is saying things at the same time as someone because you know them that well. he is weird thumbs and silent, painful laughter, he is do-you-like-me-check-yes-or-no. he's a best friend, a brother, but he's also me blushing behind my clasped hands. he's the hearts drawn in sharpie on my palm, he's swearing in french and he speaks to me with his eyebrows because we both know what I'm thinking. we act like old ladies gossiping or five year olds kicking each others legs under the table. (those are bruises i don't mind having.) he is the hairs on my arms raising when he brushes past me, he's a hug on a terrible day, he's the way it feels to finally come home after a long time away. he's dust in the sunlight and playing the piano and he has stupid hair and little freckles on his neck that i want to kiss sometimes.
he's everything.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Rawr_Iz_Nina___xD
posted a quote
September 8, 2010 6:49am UTC

boy: why do you keep
on looking at me?
girl: why do I keep on
catching you looking back?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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burgy23
posted a quote
December 7, 2009 11:30pm UTC

You May Say I'm A Dreamer;;
but im not the only one;;
i hope one day you can join us;;
& the world will be as one.
--------->imagine: john lennon

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Thats_Legit_17
posted a quote
July 6, 2009 11:42pm UTC

When you're drowning, you don't say,
'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me"
you just .... scream.
-John Lennon
famous persons [?] quote number unoo[;
lmoa i heart john lennon

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Steve
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December 30, 2009 11:59pm UTC

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates

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hellohollywood14
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 10:41am UTC

Unlucky thirteen
middle school
more homework
meaner teachers
losing friends
But most importantly losing you

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MeLLy
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February 3, 2004 5:08pm UTC

me happy?
no i dont think so..
i may not show it but inside im breaking...
losing friends....
losing life...

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rawryesiloveyouu
posted a quote
May 3, 2010 11:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xokerry23
posted a quote
June 26, 2010 10:49am UTC

&
[[favorite this if]]
.you.still.love.to.
wave at security cameras<3

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__sunshine
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 1:30am UTC

DON'T
[WaSTe]
your youth
[GROWING UP]

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susieel0vex
posted a quote
June 24, 2010 4:30pm UTC

people always tell
you not to cry ; but is a smile really beautiful if its a lie? ♥

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Miss_Independent
posted a quote
June 24, 2010 11:56am UTC

Good game...
Good game...
Good game...
You suck ...
Good game...

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iNCOMPLETE_xx
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 12:15pm UTC

Did you know,
that when someone appears in your dreams,
that means they want to see you.

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katiebxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2010 10:26pm UTC

spongebob:“remember patrick, flatter the customer. make him feel good."
customer:
"hello?"
patrick:
"i love you."
♥

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HopeOnTheHorizon_x
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June 26, 2010 4:21pm UTC

if you don't consider yourself beautiful,
h o w c a n y o u e x p e c t s o m e o n e e l s e t o ? ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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stephismagical
posted a quote
June 24, 2010 10:15pm UTC

A simple hello
From the girl to the boy
At the local pool
On a day to enjoy.
She had sunshine hair
And blue, gorgeous eyes
He wore faded jeans
Not like other guys.
They talked for some time
Then swam in the pool
Being just nine
So they met during school.
They ran around the playground
And fought in the sand
They looked at the clouds
Only they'd understand.
Middle school started
So did cheating and drugs
They both held on tight
Through talking and hugs.
The girl parted away
Started wearing makeup
He started skating
A long and sad breakup.
Four years came near
He missed her, he did
High school was here
Now he wasn't a kid.
They shared words and secrets
They walked to the park
They were still best friends
An innocent spark.
Graduation day was here
She was valedictorian
She was off to school
To be a historian.
He didn't want to let her go
So they went to college
It was nice of him
She had to acknowledge.
Summer was here
A break from school
They drove sixty miles
To go to the pool.
She had sunshine hair
And blue, pretty eyes
He wore faded jeans
Not like other guys.
They talked for some time
Then swam in the pool
Then he kneeled to the ground
A ring with a jewel.
We are happy, we are
Got married ago
I remember it all from
A simple hello.

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