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smiless
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August 30, 2009 8:47pm UTC

[girl with friend]
girl; i talked to him today!
friend; about what?
girl; about how i moved on!
[boy with friend]
boy ; i talked to her today
friend; about what?
boy ; about how she moved on..
friend; you didnt tell her you wanted her back?
boy ; i couldnt.

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oOyouranythingOo
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March 25, 2009 5:00pm UTC

If you give me you heart, I promise, I won't let it touch the ground.♥

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K_stewxo
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August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC

- looking at schedules-
Him: we have chemistry together.
Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
(_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
Actually happened.
<3

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cecygontier
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November 2, 2009 1:31pm UTC

your cute
BUT I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR FRIENDaa
so_classic

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kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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November 1, 2009 6:36pm UTC

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poptartheaartx
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November 5, 2009 7:23pm UTC

How Can I...
spell s_ccess without 'u'
or c_tie or _niq_e i cant
even have f_n or any
good l_ck without 'u'
looks like _ i just can't
S_RVIVE without 'u'
*credit to
carrierox178
*My editt.

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s_t_i_l_l_w_a_t_e_r_b_a_b_e
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June 11, 2009 7:45pm UTC

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x_RJA_lovee
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October 28, 2009 6:11pm UTC

dont cry because its over
smile because it happened.
- Dr. Seuss

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_Beautiful_Disaster_

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September 28, 2009 7:11pm UTC

StopThatFlyingUnicorn!®

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xemthestrangex
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October 17, 2009 6:51pm UTC

J u s t i n B e i b e r :
h e ' s 1 5
looks like he's 10
s o u n d s l i k e h e ' s 7
Yeah, that's sexY.
original: hiimhi
{in a quote comment}
credit for edit

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xemthestrangex
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October 18, 2009 1:18pm UTC

c a l l me a geek?
I'll s m i l e and a g r e e
call me i n s a n e ?
I'll say "Yup, that's me"
Call me unpopular?
That's a l l you can d o?
But if you call me fake
I ' l l s a y , " H o n , t h a t ' s y o u "
word credit to: xoEllentraceyxo
my edit

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twilghtsucks163
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May 1, 2009 11:35pm UTC

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dangletsbangxxx
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October 24, 2009 1:14pm UTC

Definition of Creeper-
A person who does weird things,
like stares at you while you sleep,
or looks at you for hours through a window.
First thing that came to mind?!
Twilight.

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als
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October 18, 2009 1:25pm UTC

THiS USED TO BE A FUN HOUSE.
BUT NOW iTS FULL OF EViL CLOWNS.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xJessiexCarax
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April 9, 2009 11:54pm UTC

♥♥♥ YOU'RE THE
PEANUT TO MY BUTTER
THE STAR TO MY BURST
THE POP TO MY TART
THE FRUIT TO MY LOOP
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
YOU'RE THE BEST TO MY FRIEND!

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