When I was 12 I was playing with Barbies, not dicks.
Young girls should prefer frocks to ,
Swings to bling,
Bric-a-trac to crack,
Glee to Page 3,
Eye Spy to STI's
Getting presents not getting pregnant.
-Ha okay that ones mine, but feel free to use it.
Oh and yeah some of the 'too young for you, bro' and 'too old for you, girl'.
Guys first
"If she doesn't remember The Flintstones, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she's clutching a dolly not a purse, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she still says 'Dad said I had...' she's too young for you, bro."
"If she owes her friends sweets not cash, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she giggles after kissing you, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she asks you who Blues Clues is, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she thanks you for liking her, she's probably too young for you bro, but you never know."
"If she's... Oh heck, you don't care if she's too young for you anyway."
Girls
"If he says he met George Michael before he was famous, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he says 'I'm just trying to keep up with this new age stuff' he's too old for you, girl."
"If your Dad invites him out for a beer without ANYONE else, he's too old for you, bro."
"If your Dad talks to him about 'the good old days', he's too old for you, girl."
"If he likes fishing, gardening and DIY, he's waaaay too old for you, girl."
"If he owns his own house, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he already knows which city he is going to retire in, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he calls getting naughty 'risque', 'getting jiggy' or 'the sideways hokey cokey' he's too old for you, girl."
"If he openly and without any uncomfortableness shows his emotions, he's too old for you, girl."
thaniaitzelmunozx3
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1 decade ago
email isn't the same as a text. ha.. reply
aprilsong
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1 decade ago
it says notifications to your email so if you have a smart phone it should notify you.
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thaniaitzelmunozx3
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1 decade ago
well faves are like likes. your likes dont get sent to your phone do they? no. i mean like comments & people that follow you & what not hahaa. reply
preciouswings
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1 decade ago
not when you have a top quote! hahaha reply
thaniaitzelmunozx3
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1 decade ago
cool. go tell that to someone who gives a fuckk. kbye. reply
youbrokeme
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1 decade ago
wittty is becoming too much like facebook. HELLO THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK. reply
AubreyAnderson · 1 decade ago
omg, me too. no joke. still waiting. lol
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ptp0136 · 1 decade ago
username??
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
yeaah! im freaked out!
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Tori-bird * · 1 decade ago
thats werid that ur mom has a witty
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chocolate_monsterx3 · 1 decade ago
what her username?!
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livelifefreely · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNNY!
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ShesSoSteffi__x · 1 decade ago
here's some I can remember:
When I was 12 I was playing with Barbies, not dicks.
Young girls should prefer frocks to ,
Swings to bling,
Bric-a-trac to crack,
Glee to Page 3,
Eye Spy to STI's
Getting presents not getting pregnant.
-Ha okay that ones mine, but feel free to use it.
Oh and yeah some of the 'too young for you, bro' and 'too old for you, girl'.
Guys first
"If she doesn't remember The Flintstones, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she's clutching a dolly not a purse, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she still says 'Dad said I had...' she's too young for you, bro."
"If she owes her friends sweets not cash, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she giggles after kissing you, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she asks you who Blues Clues is, she's too young for you, bro."
"If she thanks you for liking her, she's probably too young for you bro, but you never know."
"If she's... Oh heck, you don't care if she's too young for you anyway."
Girls
"If he says he met George Michael before he was famous, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he says 'I'm just trying to keep up with this new age stuff' he's too old for you, girl."
"If your Dad invites him out for a beer without ANYONE else, he's too old for you, bro."
"If your Dad talks to him about 'the good old days', he's too old for you, girl."
"If he likes fishing, gardening and DIY, he's waaaay too old for you, girl."
"If he owns his own house, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he already knows which city he is going to retire in, he's too old for you, girl."
"If he calls getting naughty 'risque', 'getting jiggy' or 'the sideways hokey cokey' he's too old for you, girl."
"If he openly and without any uncomfortableness shows his emotions, he's too old for you, girl."
Hope these are okay. :D
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icouldgiveyoufiftyreasons · 1 decade ago
me too! haha
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belieber33 · 1 decade ago
thats terrible !!
stay young&+beautiful <3
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
how is it your problem?
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jesica_loves_you · 1 decade ago
hows that a confession?
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JustMe888 · 1 decade ago
everybodys confused in life, but someday, things will slowly begin to start making sense
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
hahah. nah, i rather not getting your skanky aids. GTFO! ha.
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youbrokeme · 1 decade ago
ew bite me
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
email isn't the same as a text. ha..
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aprilsong · 1 decade ago
it says notifications to your email so if you have a smart phone it should notify you.
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
well faves are like likes. your likes dont get sent to your phone do they? no. i mean like comments & people that follow you & what not hahaa.
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preciouswings · 1 decade ago
not when you have a top quote! hahaha
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thaniaitzelmunozx3 · 1 decade ago
cool. go tell that to someone who gives a fuckk. kbye.
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youbrokeme · 1 decade ago
wittty is becoming too much like facebook. HELLO THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK.
reply