texaskangaroo

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1. sunlight in the winter.
2. the smell of rain.
3. red telephone booths.
4. brightly colored candy.
5. real smiles.

my name is texaskangaroo.
if i told you what the list above is about, well, that would ruin the mystery. figure it out yourself.

about me? there's nothing to say, darling. i'm just another person on here.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 6:26pm UTC

All girls' Halloween costumes are the same:
Slutty Nurse, Slutty Waitress, Slutty Policewoman...
This year, I'm changing it up a bit.
This year, I'm being a Slutty Wombat.
WHO'S WITH ME?

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 4, 2010 12:27am UTC

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals...
so let's do it like they do on the
Discovery Channel ;)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 10:02pm UTC

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO KISS ME, I'M FINE JUST
HOLDING YOUR HAND.
because when i hold your hand, i feel safe.
❤♡♥ remake of an old quote of mine.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 7:21pm UTC

In fairy tales, love stories start with "Once upon a time"
and end with "And they lived happily ever after..."
But in real life, sometimes it starts with "They lived happily..."
and ends with "Once upon a time."
</3

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
September 29, 2010 4:07pm UTC

sometimes
i just need somebody to tell me
everything's gonna be okay.
❤

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
September 28, 2010 6:51pm UTC

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Girl: I think I'm falling for you. And that scares me,
because I don't know if you'll catch me.
Boy: I can't catch you, I'm sorry...
Girl: *begins to cry*
Boy: I can't catch you, because I'm falling right alongside you.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
September 27, 2010 10:32pm UTC

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
September 18, 2010 7:13pm UTC

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it's amazing the lengths we girls go to
just to get a single glance from him

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
September 17, 2010 10:19pm UTC

Say “love" backwards.
I wish I'd known that a year ago.
♂ + ♀= </3

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 5:15pm UTC

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 13, 2010 4:25pm UTC

TEXTING SOMETHING
YOU KNOW YOU'LL REGRET
and closing your eyes when you send it.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 13, 2010 3:06pm UTC

BOYS:
If you don't treat her right,
don't be upset when someone else does.
❤

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August 13, 2010 2:48pm UTC

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texaskangaroo
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August 12, 2010 1:35pm UTC

He had just broken up with me.
I was sobbing on a park bench when my best friend finally sprinted up.
She sat down next to me.
"Why do I even bother?" I cried. "I should just give up now.
Love never, ever lasts."
My best friend didn't say anything.
She just hugged me and pulled out some tissues.
We stayed like that for a long time.
And then she finally said,
"You keep bothering for the same reason everybody else does."
"What reason?" I asked.
She pointed at two people, a few hundred yards away.
They were a tiny, withered old man and an equally ancient old woman.
The man looked at the woman like she was the most precious gem in the world.
The woman looked at the man like he was an oasis in the middle of the desert.
"Love may end a thousand times," my best friend said, "but the reason we all keep going is because of that. The kind of love where you grow old together, you know each other better than anyone else, and you would both sacrifice anything for the other.
The kind of love that never, ever ends."
After that, I stopped crying.
I didn't give up on love, just because a few boys broke up with me.
I kept searching, all my life, for that kind of love.
And you know what?
I found it.
Don't give up hope.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 11, 2010 12:15am UTC

The Harry Potter series would have been much more entertaining if,
after seven books and over a million words,
the concluding sentence was:
"...And that, Your Honor, is how three children in wizard
outfits ended up in my cellar."

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 10, 2010 12:54pm UTC

in love,
1 + 1 = 1.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 2:35pm UTC

and i remember that fight, 2:30 AM
you said everything was slipping right out of our hands
i ran out, crying, and you followed me out into the street
braced myself for the goodbye,
'cause that's all i've ever known
then, you took me by surprise
you said, "i'll never leave you alone."
taylor swift, "mine."

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 2:23pm UTC

do you remember
we were sitting there by the water
you put your arm around me for the first time
you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
you are the best thing
that's ever been mine.
"mine" by taylorswift.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 5, 2010 5:49pm UTC

The worst time to have a heart attack
is during a game of charades.
thought it was funny XD

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August 4, 2010 5:18pm UTC

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