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HGlover12
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC

SO THIS GUY WAS
TRYING TO HIT ON THIS
GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY
AND THIS HAPPENED
D0uche: Hey
Nice girl:
D0uche: HEY
Nice girl: What?
D0uche: You know there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
Nice girl: Excuse me?
D0uche: Yeah it should say choking hazard! HAHAHA! *high fives bros*
Nice girl: Isn't that the label they put on small objects?
D0uche: .....
(Didnt actually happen at my school, from Facebook)

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sarahmarlowXxx
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December 29, 2012 8:46pm UTC

On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden
how good was my hiding place?

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Hale_Storm18
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December 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC

If you think a minute goes by fast,
you've never been on a treadmill

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jimmy365
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December 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

you don’t realize how boring you are until someone asks you what you like to do in your spare time

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abigaail
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December 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC

You think banning guns will stop shootings?
Tell me more about how criminals follow laws.

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SwagIsAHabit
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December 29, 2012 9:54pm UTC

A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
His parent's must have named him that for a reason...
Best answer:
Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
How do I get passed being sexually harrassed by my iPad?
I was sitting in my car today and everything was fine, but then my dad turned the car left and my iPad gentely slid in the seat and pressed against my buttox. I didn't know what to do, so I just kept staring out the car window and moving my buttox closer to the door, not even looking at my iPad. Now I've been feeling strange ever since, I don't think I will ever be able to use my iPad again. What do I do?
Best answer:
Just remember it's not your fault. There are alot of people who love you no matter what. I would get yourself tested for HIV, just in case.
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
This made me feel better, thank you.
Other answers:
sue Apple

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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Was the movie 'The Lion King' based on a true story?
Best answer:
Sure, I know loads of lions who talk.
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
really? from Africa?

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noura1099
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:02pm UTC

LOL.
Before winter break, we went on computers. We were only allowed on math games only on www.coolmath.com so there was a game called DADDYS HOTDOG the girls didn't say anything of course but then I heard a perverted guy scream out "DADDYS HOTDOG??" And OMG me and a whole bunch of people were laughing so hard (My stomach hurted)

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AzaleaMeow
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December 29, 2012 11:12pm UTC

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:32pm UTC

The So Raven
Raven: so there was a bear, a rabbit, and a turtle.
Raven: and they were walking through the woods, and the bear was like: yo, let's go get somethin' to eat.
Raven: so the rabbit and the turle were like: yeah, fo sho! We'll goget somethin' to eat cause that's no problem at all, right.
Raven: so they went to the resturant and they asked the waiter: can I get some soup?
Raven: so they were like: what kind of soup do you want?
Raven: and the bear says some turtle soup and the turle's like: wait, man why you gotta have some turtle soup?
Raven: so then they were like: wait, there is a HARE up in my soup.
Crowd: ...

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Jahyvie
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December 29, 2012 11:42pm UTC

So I went to edit my profile and I clicked the "Use old profile editor" and it said
"You killed a cat"
What.

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kittykattyswonderland
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December 29, 2012 11:53pm UTC

I was watching to when a kidz bop commercial came on. They stated their rendition of Live While we're Young and I was like, wait, what. Instead of saying till we see the sun, they said dancing in the sun. What? Are you not allowed to stay up late? Or sing about it for that matter. Gotta love kidz bop.

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gingerfox3
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:54pm UTC

My daily routine:
Wake up
Be awesome
Go back to sleep

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Hyouka*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Me: *Goes to Edit my profile, sees that i can click old editor*
Me:*clicks it*
Witty: You killed a cat.
Me: WUT. NO. I'M SORRY. D:
Me: D:
Me: D:
Me: x-x
Me: *crawls in a corner*

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peanut1299
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:51pm UTC

No one can make you feel ANYTHING!
The thoughts that go through your mind after something is said or done to you is what makes you feel. Whether those thoughts are possitive or negative is up to you...

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bunnylover43
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December 29, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Witty's unofficial motto
Write quotes to express, not to impress.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 6:10pm UTC

If I see one more quote about
*Haylor
*How much of a directioner you are
*One direction in general
*Directioners in general
I will go to all of your houses push you into a bush and then pour water on your face Kay ?k.

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