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  1. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  2. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  3. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  4. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  5. Kit_Katt Kit_Katt
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Baby Girl, please don't stress God's looking at you
    thinking " I'm saving her for the best ". ♥ nmf

  6. ReaganNicole420 ReaganNicole420
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:41am UTC
    IM THAT BRIDGE JUMPING FRIEND .
    YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT.

  7. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:16am UTC
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  9. xoiloveyoux33 xoiloveyoux33
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment.
    When you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    we change.
    we grow up.
    we screw up.
    we love. we hurt.
    we're teenagers.
    WE'RE STILL LEARNING.


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  12. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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  13. holdonforeverx holdonforeverx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    "It's a long story"
    " I ' v e g o t t i m e "
    " B i t c h , s o d o I , b u t I ' m n o t g o i n g t o t e l l y o u w h y . "

  14. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    We should all
    start to live before
    we get too old.
    Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
    -Marilyn Monroe

  15. graceadams43 graceadams43
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Boy,
    you have more dick in your personality
    than you will ever have in your pants.

  16. guesscanada guesscanada
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Going to McDonalds for
    salad is like going to a
    prostitute for a hug


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  18. notyouraveragebitch notyouraveragebitch
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:33pm UTC
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  19. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    you hurt my best friend?
    That's when the earings come off

  20. raniel1 raniel1
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Falling asleep for what
    seems like hours,
    & it's only been 10 minutes
    only me?

:)

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