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thisworldismad
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 5:16pm UTC

-In the locker room after school-
girl 1: uhm, no, cancer isn't contagious.
girl 2: yes it is!
I just... I can't... I don't understand... How stupid are you, really...
true story

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AlltheLights
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Happy Mean Girls Day!!!
Oh my god Karen you're so stupid....

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sparkle123
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:06am UTC

One shall never watch gangnam style...
without dancing

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olivia*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:24am UTC

So we were on the bus and a girl had a fake baby for home ec, she was waiting for her bus, and this is what happened...
Friend 1: That girl has a baby, why does she have a baby?
Friend 2: That girl has a baby!?
Friend 1: Yeah look! *leans out the window and yells* SIXTEEN AND PREGNANT!
Girl 1: *looks at her friend* It's FAKE!
Girl 2: *turns around*
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Girl 2: *sticks up middle finger* F//k you! F//k YOU!
Damn, I want a friend like that

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:28am UTC

That special feeling
when a baby grabs your finger with they're whole hand."

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:50am UTC

Fave If..
You're s t i l l going to be alive in
2013
♥

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directioner2002
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:49am UTC

GANDON STYLE IS THE BEST SONG EVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gablzz
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:49am UTC

Steve Jobs: Let's flip a coin...
Bill Gates: A what..?
Steve Jobs:
Bill Gates:
Steve Jobs:
Bill Gates:
Steve Jobs: LOL HAHAHAHAHA
Bill Gates: HAHAHAHAHAH OH DAMN BOI Y SAH FUNNAY
too rich for coins.

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def45erin67
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 10:49pm UTC

(On YouTube)
"Aww...look at the puppies!"
(5 minutes later)
"Oh my gosh, what part of the body is that?!"
Oh, YouTube!

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:35am UTC

the awkward moment
when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale...

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:36am UTC

click to see this quote

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:38am UTC

SHE
is laying in bed with the door locked.
The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
The Notebook is in the DVD player.
An empty tub of ice cream is on the floor
next to dozens of crumpled tissues.
She's got her music blasting,
so loud no one can hear her sobs.
Her fingertips are smudged with black
from wiping away mascara-stained tears.
She's replaying their last conversation,
thinking I'll never get him back.
HE
is sitting on the edge of his bed with the door locked.
The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
Call of Duty is in the xBox.
The controller is laying on the floor,
right beneath the spot where he nearly
punched the wall in his own frustration.
He's got the music blasting so loud,
so nobody can hear his cries.
His hair's a mess from running his hands through it.
And he's replaying their last conversation,
thinking she'll never take me back.

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fragile-hearted*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:38am UTC

MS 150 kick a$$ Raudies Riders
four years ago my best friends mom was told something that would change her life forever. She was an amazing photagrapher, still is takeing pictures was her life and the thought that she might never be able to take another was hard. She rose above it all and now she will be rideing 150 miles on bike from philadephia to New Jersey in 2 days along with my parants, me, her daughter (my bestfriend),two sons and hundreds of other people
Can I please get 150 faves for this amazing person 🚲

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:47am UTC

I hate when...
You JUST put l i p g l o s s on and you
bend down and your hair gets stuck
to your lips.
♥

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VanessaSweetGirl
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:47am UTC

Im adicted to
"LOL" and
"xD" fave
if you also.

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pinkhairdontcare
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:41am UTC

*at dunkin donuts drive thru*
me: I'll have an iced coffee with cream and sugar, please
person: anything else?
me: yeah, steven, what do you want?
steven: a bagel and water
person: we don't carry water...
me:
steven:
person:
me:
me: *thinking* dafuq?

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Gablzz
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:43am UTC

So I was on Facebook
and I saw a "like if you lyk tupac ignor if u yew hate jesuz!!!!! :((((((" and a photo of the legend himself.
AND THEN, IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, SOMEONE HAD WRITTEN;
"who the hell is tupac?"
WHO THE HELL IS TUPAC
WHO IS TUPAC
TUPAC
I hope to God you aren't serious.

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QueenOfClovers
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I come.
I f*ck sh*t up.
I leave.

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QueenOfClovers
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Remember when everyone FREAKED out,
When there was a rumor that the cookie monster was gonna be the veggie monster.

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ImThatOneChick
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Single vs. Taken
Fave: Single
Comment: Taken
Gooooo! (:

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