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kisskisskissX
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:11pm UTC

dont take life too
Seriously,
Nobody gets out alive anyway..

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sistahdear
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 1:51am UTC

When l grow up,
I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
and be that awesome adult that her kids love.
Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

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l0veistheanswer
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 12:21pm UTC

if you ever get caught
sleeping in school,
just put your head up
&say
"In Jesus name, Amen."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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thebombbb
posted a quote
December 2, 2010 5:15pm UTC

Laughing so hard,
no noise comes out, so
you sit there clapping
like a retarded seal.
format : ComeDownWithLove_

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:23pm UTC

I want to find
the male version of me.
That would be epic.

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KeshaLove
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 4:46pm UTC

Those little girls that you see and think,
"She's going to be gorgeous when she's older."
♥

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sammygirl1918
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC

Instead of saying,
"Happy Birthday."
I'm going to say
"Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
thingschange_

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loovetayloor
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC

fave if ...
yo are shorter then
5 foot 9♥

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:16pm UTC

*After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 3:04am UTC

That quote that makes you
SIGN IN.

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loveeforeverrxx33
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:27am UTC

looking at an old crush
~and thinking
"WTF did i ever see in you,
was i on crack?!"
♥
nmf
nm

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lovestolaughbabe_xox
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Everyone always says "I wish I had a twin brother so he could bring all his hot friends over ; )"
All I can think is "what if my twin was a complete nerd and had no hot friends ? -__- "
♥
*-nmf

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chloeesmith
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

What if we woke up,
As a baby, and our WHOLE life
Had been a dream...
♥

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SamanthaaV
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 12:14am UTC

How to blow bubbles ;
First go like this, spin around.
STOP!
Double take three times. One,
two three.
Then.... pelvic thrust! Whooooooo! Whooooooo!
Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT!
Now it's time to bring it around
town. Bring-it-a-round-town.
Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... .♥

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MalloryIsAwesome
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 7:32am UTC

You will find a girl
prettier than me,
smart than me,
and funnier than me
BUT YOU WILL NEVER
Find a girl just like me.
♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:27am UTC

click to see this quote

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clueless1212
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Dear Ads on Witty,
Stop trying to look like a quote,
you're not.
Sincerely,
Almost tried to "Get Code"
♥

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Laxlover98
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:14pm UTC

I wish
I had a twin brother
So he can bring
his hot guy friends from my grade
Over.
♥

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katie61696
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Not faving a quote solely based
on the fact that it isn't
grammatically correct.

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