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  1. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  2. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Boys in fights:
    I hate you man, f**** you.
    Girls in fights:
    Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B****. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
    I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
    I also unfriended and blocked you on facebook.

  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    I wasn't texting you to excersize my fingers, I wanted a reply

  4. kelssxo kelssxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I want too..
    -Wear your sweatshirt too bed.
    -Watch scary movies with you.
    -Hold hands.
    -Kiss you in the rain.
    -Go on long walks.
    -Laugh until I can't breath.
    -Make you watch chick flicks.
    -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise.
    -Play your favorite video games.
    -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight.
    -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life.
    -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you.
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥

  5. summerbabe51897 summerbabe51897
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Lip bitting ♥

  6. summerbabe51897 summerbabe51897
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I'm honestly so sick of guys taking advantage of girls&their bodies.
    I feel like all guys want these days is to get into girls pants..&when you tell them to stop doing something that involves touching you, they either won't stop, or they make you feel stupid.
    Like seriously, if you like a girl, you should like her for her, not for her body.

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.

  8. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:45am UTC
    the smartest people,
    sometimes can't even solve their own problems.
    the prettiest people,
    sometimes may have the ugliest personalities.
    the quietest people,
    sometimes have a wild side.
    the meaner people,
    sometimes are sick of the people taking advantage of them.
    &the people smiling,
    are sometimes the ones, in the inside, dying.

    nmf/nmq ; full quote credit to buubbly. (:

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  12. deefw427 deefw427
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    sleep is my drug,
    my bed is my dealer,
    and my alarm clock is the police

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    If I Spoke My Mind,
    I wouldn't be here right now. everyone would have
    g o t t e n t o g e t h e r & m u r d e r e d m e

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I hate texting people
    who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

  15. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  16. saraalovesyou saraalovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    We could be friends, or.. we could be more than friends, if you know what i mean..
    Best friends?
    No.. more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA best friends
    -_-

  17. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    someday your prince charming will come.
    mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions. ♥

  18. always_remember always_remember
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Me: I'm happy.
    Life: Oh, nope can't let that happen, gotta throw in something bad.

  19. iTSANDREABETCH iTSANDREABETCH
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    why do guys grab their crotch all the time?
    they have to make sure their dick is still there.

  20. smile_cause_your_beautiful smile_cause_your_beautiful
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:32am UTC
    BIRTH MARKS
    are where you were killed in another life
    ~mind blown
    comment where it is

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