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laurenpartingtonxx
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 3:05pm UTC

"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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BrianaRawrrr
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October 17, 2010 5:05pm UTC

Through the wind, and the rain, she stands hard as a stone, In a world that she can't rise above. But her dreams, give her wings, and she flies to a place where she's loved.
Concrete Angel. <3

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erinasaur
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August 21, 2010 3:00am UTC

FREE RONNIE RADKE!

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erinasaur
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August 23, 2010 2:31am UTC

Asking Alexandria <3

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erinasaur
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October 17, 2010 7:56pm UTC

There is a hell.
Believe me, I've seen it.
There is a heaven.
Let's keep it a secret.
Bring Me The Horizon

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xoalicecullenxo
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September 25, 2010 2:47pm UTC

"Nickelodeon's World Wide Day of Play!"
...well, might as well watch Disney Channel.

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Maritzaa_
posted a quote
September 22, 2010 9:19pm UTC

7 Signs that Winnie and the Pooh Characters are on drugs:
- Eeyore the donkey doesn't
care about anything, has
slow reactions & a lack
of motivation. Marijuana.
- Piglet is afraid of everything
& is paranoid of constantly
being chased. Mushrooms.
- Rabbit gets into everyone's
business & constantly needs
EVERYTHING. Cocaine.
- Tigger can't calm down,
bounces all the times &
is never tired. Ecstasy.
- Pooh Loves sweets & has
the wildest imagination. LSD.
- Christopher Robin can
talk to animals. Hallucinogens.
- Owl is always there to
help w/ anyone who needs it.
DEALER.

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ijustwantyou
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 11:34pm UTC

FAVORITE SONGS
ransom-lil wayne & drake
forget you- lax
didnt you know how much i loved you- kellie pickler
unstoppable- rascal flatts
we be steady mobbin- lil wayne & gucci mane
this aint nothing- craig morgan
your love is my drug- kesha
dear mr president- pink
american honey- lady antebellum
wrong baby wrong- martina mcbride
im going in- lil wayne
the call- matt kennon
kissin you- miranda cosgrove
becky- plies
didnt i- rachel proctor
baby- justin bieber & ludacris
kiss and tell- justin bieber
DONT NEED NO MAN- chris j & plies

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p3ac310v3
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July 5, 2010 3:28pm UTC

❝ And once you go wayne, everybody else is whack .❞
lil wayne lovers click the ♥ to free weezy(:

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haleighcanlaughx3
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 9:16pm UTC

THANKS KE$HA,
I like your beard too. ♥♥♥♥♥

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EmilyCright
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 10:11pm UTC

The Other Day I Told My
8 year old sister
that if you type in google, on google
everyone will die.
two days later,
she was having a bad day.i walk into the
room and see google pulled up on the screen
she slowly typed in the word google and before
i could say anything she said
"I'll Do It. I Swear, I Will Enter It."

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quotemespeechlessx
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 12:18am UTC

Remember all those times
I swore that I needed you?
Well, consider them lies. Because baby, here I am
without you, and I survived.
-LilWayne

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jennie_2_17
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 10:44pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ceaforeverbaby
posted a quote
August 31, 2010 11:18am UTC

there are 3 baby cows & a mommy cow.
Baby Cow#1: Why is my name Rose?
Mommy Cow: Because a Rose fell on you when you were born.
Baby Cow#2: Why is my name Daisy?
Mommy Cow: Because a Daisy fell on you when you were born.
Baby Cow#3: MEEEEOOOOOW.
Mommy Cow: SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK !
Favorite if you get it. [♥]

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tigeeerrrxsofia
posted a quote
August 31, 2010 12:19pm UTC

WHENMYHAIRLOOKSGOOD:
5%- during school
5%- at home
90%- right before i'm about to shower.

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atlLostinstereo
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 5:23pm UTC

She's got a love like woe
(Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,)

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XxstrawberrykiwixX
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 2:03pm UTC

Oxi Clean commercials just aren't the same
without Billy Mays yelling at me ♥.

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taylorswiftfanxx16
posted a quote
May 13, 2010 9:34pm UTC

There was once a women, and her son died.
She wanted to know desperately if her son went to heaven,
so she prayed, and she prayed, and she prayed.
She asked God to give her a sign that he went to heaven.
She wanted the sign to be a white rose. So if she saw a white rose
she would know her son went to heaven.
She never saw a white rose.
11 years after her son died, she moved away.
She went to her neighbors house for a welcoming party.
They invited her in the backyard to see their garden
The garden was covered in bushes everywhere with white rose's on them
Shocked, the lady asked "Where did you get those?"
The lady who threw the welcoming party replied,
"We've had the bushes for 11 years,
but they've never bloomed until today."
Now if that's not a miracle, tell me what is.
true story
(happened to my friends teacher.)

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meganvictoria2013
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 11:56pm UTC

Do you remember The Telephone Game?
You know.
The game where everyone sits in a circle,
And whispers a message into each others ears,
But by the time it finally reaches you,
It's all screwed up and completely wrong?
Welcome to
High School.

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anitafowshizzle
posted a quote
June 17, 2010 1:35pm UTC

This Looks Long, But It Really not,
& Its Definatly Worth Reading.
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

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