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supershelby
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December 29, 2012 12:35am UTC

When I see middle schools are at the mall holding hands and kissing.....
like really your 12?
dont boys still have cooties to you.

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Bec*
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December 29, 2012 12:36am UTC

I don't get it but I'll laugh anyway because you're hot.

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anutellahipster
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December 29, 2012 12:31am UTC

That Random Fact #3
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We have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.

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mads*

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December 28, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Girl: You're so ugly
Me: How many dinosaurs are on earth?
Girl: Like none
Me: That's how many f/cks were given.

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That_music_girl
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December 28, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Shoutout to my parents for reading the Odyssey without sparknotes.

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glitter162*
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December 28, 2012 11:56pm UTC

What is wrong with girls?! Why is every girl in my class so obsessed with the most unimportant things?! Spandex. Makeup. Boys. Converse. THAT'S ALL THEY FREAKING TALK ABOUT! Firstly: Spandex. It's just a stupid pair of volleyball shorts that always feels to tight. Just call them Volleyball shorts for crying out loud! Second: Makeup. Seriously?! YOU LOOK LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN. A BABY can do it better than you! Why do you even need it?! We have Gym early in the day, and it washes off in the showers, anyway! Third: Boys. For crying out loud, JUST PICK SOMEONE ALREADY, or go get yourself a cat. MAKE UP YOUR MIND without putting lipstick on your forehead. Fourth: Converse. They are the plainest looking shoes that I have ever seen. THEY ARE JUST SHOES! They are the most boring shoes in the world! THEY ARE JUST FREAKING SHOES!
* Screams *

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taytay8056
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December 28, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Dear Taylor Swift:
Maybe it's you.
Sincerely,
You've been in more relationships in the past two years than most people have in their lifetime.

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