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  1. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  2. myheartsastereo myheartsastereo
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    I survived,
    1. Swine Flu
    2. Hurricane Irene
    3. An Earthquake
    4. "The End of the World"
    Bring it on 2012.

  3. xenicaDaniela xenicaDaniela
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    A bestfriend should,
    love you like a mother,
    protect you like a father
    talk to you like a sister,
    and fight with you like a brother.

  4. gabri3ll3_26 gabri3ll3_26
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. simplyysam simplyysam
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:22am UTC
    You are in a relationship with Justin Bieber.
    ♥ Wednesday at 5:18 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    He just doesn't know it yet.
    nmf

  7. BlueSkyBunny BlueSkyBunny
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    i have 3 boyfriends.
    My first boyfriend is named food.
    My second boyfriend is named food also.
    My third boyfriend is named food, too.
    One lives in my stomach, one lives in my refrigerator, and one lives at the store waiting for me.
    They're always there for me, when I'm sad, depressed, or happy.
    I love food.

  8. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    Mom:"Who are you texting?"
    Me: "My friend."
    Mom:"Is it a boy?"
    Me: "Yes."
    Mom: "I know that you love him. You keep smiling every time your phone vibrates."
    Me: "I- I didn't know I was smiling..."
    Mom: "That's what love is; it controls you and before you know it, he'll be gone, so tell him the truth and save your heart. I can tell he loves you too, or he wouldn't text back..."
    true story :)

  9. LivvyLynne LivvyLynne
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:52am UTC
    Mom you know I love you alot , »»» but sorry I can't accept your friend request. Just can't. ♥

  10. Xrachhh0 Xrachhh0
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:48am UTC
    THOSE PERFECT FANTASIES
    in your head
    that you know will n.e.v.e.r. actually happen

    nmf

  11. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Girl:
    Truth or dare?
    Boy:
    Dare. :)
    Girl:
    I dare you to love me.
    Boy:
    No babe, that's truth. ♥
    nmf.

  12. alyssawashere alyssawashere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Want to bang tonight?
    I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber.
    God donut.
    How the duck do I turn this off?
    It's painful watching you struggle man.

  13. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:14am UTC
    Who invented tickling?
    like when the first person to tickle someone did it
    it was probably so awkward.
    "Why are you weirdly moving your hands on me? W"
    "Just trust me."

  14. ErBearLovesYou ErBearLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is in competition with Pympy Quotes.
    >:( about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    The whole world knows Witty will win.
    nmf. FAV FOR STEVE<3

  15. marissss99 marissss99
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    »I was born to be stubborn,
    To be a little bit bitchy, to push people,
    TO PUSH MYSELF.
    I was taugh never to take life for granted.
    To live a little, to love
    With everything I had
    to never give up,
    to believe in myself,
    BUT MOST OF ALL,
    TO FIGHT FOR MYSELF.

    -Eminem

  16. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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  17. maxie1313 maxie1313
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Friends With Benefits &
    No Strings Attached:
    Kelso & Jackie are
    STILL
    trying to make eachother
    jealous♥

  18. GoodLifex13 GoodLifex13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:18am UTC
    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    I don't get it....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    "FBI, OPEN THE DOOR."
    "Naah man, it's cooler when you
    BREAK IN."

:)

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