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  1. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    SON OF A B...iisccuitt
    Oh, hey, mom

  2. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    seriously want Miley's rotating closet from Hannah Montana.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:06am UTC
    ---^---^---^---^---^---^---^----------------------------------
    if it stopped. . .who would miss me?

  4. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    would love to be invisible for a day.
    Comment what you would do :D

  5. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That moment of pure heartbreak,
    when you throw a water balloon at someone,
    and it rebounds off them and pops on the ground.

  6. WhoThatGirl WhoThatGirl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *First day of school thoughts*
    Me: I wonder who's in my class!
    Me: *walks in*
    Me: AW HELL NAW

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    I tripped on my sister's bra
    i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
    oh em gee guise im so funny.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I really don't give anymore.
    think what you think,
    believe what you want,
    but just remember that i cared when everyone else didn't.

    format credit to OneDirection

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    what if
    there's a girl with a closet full of crocs who is crying herself to sleep because of the croc-hate.

  10. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    nmf/nmq
    |||||||||||||||||
    Let's run away, & be together ♥

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Everyone feels better after a hug,
    b e c a u s e i t l e t s y o u k n o w t h a t t h e r e ' s s o m e o n e
    there for you.
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    nmf

  12. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    She comes off as strong,
    but maybe she fell asleep crying.
    She acts like nothing is wrong,
    but maybe she's just really good at lying.

  13. Secrets_Are_For_Me Secrets_Are_For_Me
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    " I love you. "
    { the best part? }
    He actually meant it.

  14. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:49am UTC
    We all have two addresses memorized:
    1. Our own adress.
    2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

  15. luceclark luceclark
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Friends: Look at my tan!
    Brother: Look at my tan!
    Crush: Look at my tan!
    Girl I hate: Look at my tan!
    Zayn Mailk: Look at my tan!
    Jacob Black: Look at my tan!
    Miranda Kerr: Look at my tan!
    Peeta: Look at my tan!
    Voldemort: Look at my tan!
    Me: *stands there awkwardly glowing white in the sun*

  16. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:12am UTC
    When you ask for advice or help on a quote and someone faves it and you're just like:
    I didn't ask for a f*cking fave, I need help!

  17. Whatawittyfeeling Whatawittyfeeling
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    this is about a new
    \\\\WITTY HANDSHAKE////
    ---------------------------------------------------
    FIRST OF ALL, MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
    THEN DRAW A "W" OVER YOUR HEART.
    CLAP THREE TIMES.
    SMILE, MAKE A "W" WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND, AND PLACE IT OVER YOUR HEART.
    FOR GOOD MEASURE, YOU CAN ALWAYS YELL "AWOT".
    ANY
    WITTIERS
    OUT
    THERE.
    OR SAY IT, IF YOU'RE TOO SHY.
    THIS IS
    HOW
    WE'LL
    FIND EACH
    OTHER.
    .

  18. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    blacklace
    I wont give up on us
    even if skies get rough
    blacklace
    blacklace

  19. Nightlock Nightlock
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Don't feel bad b ecause someone only remembers you when they need you
    feel privileged that you are the candle that comes to their mind when there is darkness
    - Unknown
    nmq/nmf

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    I felt specail until
    i saw you treated her
    THE SAME WAY.
    (OneDirection)

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