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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. StarKissed StarKissed
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    *She tries to pretend she's alright,
    Yet she sits in her room late at night,
    While the rest of her family soundly sleeps,
    She hugs her knees and silently weeps,
    She knows now it was all a lie,
    That stupid boy, made a beautiful girl cry.
    My quote, don't steal it ;)

  3. sammieee2 sammieee2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 1:42am UTC
    two weeks,
    thats all it took...
    for me to fall in love with you<3
    -Dear John

  4. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 11:10am UTC
    You Can Kill The Dreamer
    But You Can't Kill The Dreams.
    -Martin Luther King

  5. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Highlight below if your name is Amanda
    Now favorite if your name isn't Amanda.

  6. Maryummy Maryummy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    We watched Spongebob in class today.
    That's awesome! Want to know something about Spongebob?
    What?
    Spongebob= sponge= super absorbent= lives in Bikini Bottom
    Yeah So?
    Spongebob is a tampon.
    notminecreditothodesrvesit

  7. Meggybear5 Meggybear5
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Boy- I hear you like bad boys
    GIrl- YEAH!
    Boy- Well... im not trying to impress you or anything but uhh... i can swim without floaties.
    <'33
    ;)

  8. Artist003 Artist003
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    I am a beautiful unicorn
    I know you are lexi.
    And sometimes. I just need to show my true... horn.
    Let it shine girl!
    And YOU, my fellow mythical creature, are a super. Duper. Sexy. 1 eye 1 horn flying purple people eater.
    Well, duh! <3
    And we are the best creatures to ever frolick the planet.
    I'll be honest, you're CRAZY!
    Oh, I thought we were talking business....
    (true story)

  9. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY,
    but weed is the remedy.

  10. neoncoolness neoncoolness
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    We were 13 when we met.
    He was a cutie.
    He liked me.
    Last day of school, at the park, he held me close, and said "I hardly know you, but your beautiful." Than leaned in.
    That was our first kiss. We were dating.
    Years passed, we were 16.
    Still dating, totally in love.
    It was our 3 year anniversary.
    We were going to celebrate at the beach with a group of friends.
    At sunset, so romantic.
    Us and our friends gathered in our cars.
    With boom boxes, and grilled food, all huddled together.
    We parked in the beach park, no one was there.
    We all ran down to the sand.
    The girls in our bikini tops and shorts.
    The boys in shirts and swimming trunks.
    I sat in my tank top and shorts, on the back of his truck, his towel wrapped around me.
    We sat on the back wrapped together, kissing.
    It was a teenage dream.
    When everyone remembered we forgot the fireworks at my boyfriend's house.
    Me and him got in his truck to leave.
    4 blocks from his house, we were waiting what seemed like forever at a red light.
    We were finally crossing over when a car hit us.
    The gas tank exploded, flames burst on us as we flipped over again and again.
    Before landing upside down, us both unconscious.
    I woke up in a hospital bed, next to his.
    The doctors calmed me down, tears ran down my face.
    I had no face, it was almost completely burned.
    I saw myself in the mirror, and broke apart in tears.
    I was hideous. Revolting.
    I would wonder what he would think of me, I wasn't beautiful.
    But I just prayed he would wake up.
    Days went by, I never left. He woke one day.
    The doctors told me "He has memory loss. He remembers nothing. Not even his mom or dad."
    I was heartbroken.
    They said, "See him if you want. Just go on in."
    I walked in, and sat next to him.
    I held his hand close, tears running down what was left of my face.
    He opened his eyes, I couldn't help but crack a smile.
    I said "Hi. Remember me?"
    He said,
    "I don't know you, but you're beautiful."

  11. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    Dumping more sugar
    >>in something<<
    when your parents aren't looking

  12. whoaawaffle whoaawaffle
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 4:18am UTC
    If i had a penny for every time i thought of you
    I'd only have one penny
    because...
    y o u will
    Never leave my thoughts.

  13. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 1:44am UTC
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    It's pretty amusing when you rewatch a movie you haven't seen since you were little and you actually get all the jokes now

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    not my format*

  14. yomari10 yomari10
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    But Hold Your Breath Because Tonight Could Be The Night
    That I Will Fall For You
    Over Again
    Don't Make Me
    Change My Mind
    <3
    not my format *


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. AmandaJeanne123 AmandaJeanne123
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Highlight this if your thinking about him
    Fave if you actually highlighted(:

  17. PeaceOutt__ PeaceOutt__
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 11:00am UTC
    ••••••••••••••••••••
    EVERYONE SHUT
    THE F*CK UP!
    *ANSWERS PHONE*
    HI MOMMY!♥
    ••••••••••••••••••••

  18. EnriqueX788 EnriqueX788
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 6:14am UTC
    Damon: i feel, Elena. And it sucks

  19. KenzieeeXoXo KenzieeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 8:57am UTC
    Fav if:
    you're a girl.
    & you have your own.
    Xbox.
    ;)

  20. xoczxolyfe xoczxolyfe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 10:11am UTC
    There is ...
    6,902,187,722 people in this word.
    AND ...The only one i want is
    you

:)

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