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  1. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC
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  2. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Me: wow that guy over there is really hot
    Hot guy: Is that a potato staring at me

  3. DancinMAsoxOFF DancinMAsoxOFF
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 11:35am UTC
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  4. besame13 besame13
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Hey fellow witty sisters.
    I'm asking for some prayers.
    I'm about to be admitted into a hospital for servere tummy problems. They say I may meed surgery.. and that's why I'm scared. Please pray for me, I love you all.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I like you
    But I feel like I don’t have a chance.
    So many other people want to be with you,
    and I feel like they’re so much better.
    I feel like you like them more and I hate it.
    I wish you knew how strong my feelings are for you,
    even better…
    I wish you felt the same way.


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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    When people say
    'You’re young, you’ll meet more people'.
    Yes , I’m young .
    Yes , I’ll meet other people .
    But I just want to experience what it’s like
    to have so much love for someone
    and have them love you back .
    I want to experience pain , happiness, care, love, hate.
    So when the time comes ,
    I’ll know how to take care of myself and stay strong .


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  9. t0xicair t0xicair
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:26am UTC
    Me, 2009: "Must like every mildly hilarious group on Facebook".
    Me, 2012: "Must unlike every ridiculously annoying group on Facebook".

  10. smilingsadly1 smilingsadly1
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:35am UTC
    When someone you like,
    is talking about someone they like.


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  12. DemiBieber DemiBieber
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 11:54am UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery
    temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; I must be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I must starve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat
    .
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner
    .
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped

  13. ashleymcq13 ashleymcq13
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Dear iPod,
    when i put you on shuffle, what i really mean
    is play my favorite songs.
    scincerely,
    next,next,next,next...

  14. Ohaiiturtlesarecool Ohaiiturtlesarecool
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
    Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

  15. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 11:43am UTC
    I care too much about what other people think.

  16. ashleymcq13 ashleymcq13
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 11:51am UTC
    I'm surrounded by idiots.

  17. hazzassprincess hazzassprincess
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    IF You asKeD Me
    to blink everytime I thought of you, I might aswell keep my eyes c l o s e d ♥

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 3:23am UTC
    i wrote a song about tortillas..
    well, actually....
    it's more of a wrap.
    ba dum tsss

  19. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 11:26am UTC
    i need a life.
    do you know where i can download one?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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