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sprengelingle

1. sprengelingle
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   June 29, 2011 12:49am UTC
   It's time for him to know,
   that this hoes gotta go.
   
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2. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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3. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 9:44pm UTC
   There are monsters living under my bed!
   LOL JK,
   Those are all my boys(;
   
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4. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 11:34am UTC
   I'll keep you my
   dirty little secret
   
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5. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 2:09am UTC
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6. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 1:42am UTC
   Eenie Meenie Miney Mo,
   Time to slap a dumb hoe.
   
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7. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 12:04am UTC
   No matter,
   how much he hurt you, how many times he dissapointed you, and no matter how much you hate him.
   If you had the chance,
   you'd take him back in a second and you know it.
   
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8. sprengelingle
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   June 28, 2011 12:00am UTC
   We haven't spoken in days, & i'm trying to be okay with that.
   
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9. sprengelingle
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   June 27, 2011 11:55pm UTC
   Something thats actually funnier
   than you and her together,
   your face when you see me with him.
   
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10. sprengelingle
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    & Why do you keep doing this with me?
    You chose her remember?
    
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11. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    Don't you dare remember me when you start forgetting her.
    
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12. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    you are a shining example of why i don't sleep at all <3
    
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13. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Cause when i'm with him i am thinking of you<3
    
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14. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Single doesn't mean i'm looking for somebody<3
    
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15. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Thats the kinda dude i was lookin' for
    & yes you'll get slapped if your lookin' hoe.
    
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16. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    I was taught that if i have nothing nice to say, then to not say it,
    i laugh when people wonder why i'm so quiet around them.
    
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17. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Look pretty, play dirty,& go get whats yours.
    
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18. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    where your parents tell you, they're gonna have another baby and then five minutes later you hear your dad screaming "why didn't you do your job and swallow it?!" at your mom.
    
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19. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Honey i don't hate you,
    i'm just confused on why your mother didn't swallow you & save us all the trouble.
    
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20. sprengelingle
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    June 27, 2011 7:31pm UTC
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