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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC

I don't care
HOW RUDE
someone is being to you.
You NEVER
EVER
tell them to
kill themself.

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PwinncessScarrxD
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Pencil: i'm really sorry.
Eraser: for what? you didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I’m sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
Eraser: That’s true, but I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I’ll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I’m actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
_unspokentragedy

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Don't call them "The British boyband."
It's a fcking British-Irish boyband for carrot's sake.
One does not simply forget about our
little Irish snowflake.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC

When your friends make plans right in front of you, and you aren't invited. Yeah.. that hurts.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

"Whether you come back by page or by the big screen,
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
- J.K. Rowling

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly

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LovetoLove
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Weird Massachusettes Law
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
comment your state
and I will post a weird law from it and notify you. :)

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soccer_girl123
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Agreeing with someone just so they'll shutup.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I'm amazing in bed.
I can sleep for hours.

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queen*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Dear boys,
It will take a lot more than a quote saying "You are beautiful" to convince us that we actually are beautiful
Sincerely, girls who are very insecure

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xxdream121
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:55am UTC

me: sometimes I talk to myself
me: omg same

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on-
me: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Hey Dad can I have money for some coke?
Uh sure... is $60 enough?
Dad it's $1.35.
Wow the price sure went down since I was your age.
Dad. Coca-Cola?!
Oh. That's what you mean. My bad.
not my quote.
not my format.

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ajahlove
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Mission Impossible:
Not eating a fry on the way home from the drive thru

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I could be naked right now and none of you would ever know.

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:54pm UTC

format by keegster
It's going to be a sad day
when someone looks back & says, 'I miss the good old Disney shows like Austin and Ally.'

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XxSceneGiirlxX
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I don't understand why people wanna be mermaids so bad.
There's no wifi underwater.

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zubair
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Me and My boyfriend are so different...i exist ,he doesn't. m

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

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