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  1. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you punch your
    mirror because you try to
    grab someone sexy and tell
    them hey.
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  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I have two spanish teachers...
    -Dora
    -Pitbull

  3. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    The little dance your fingers do when you dont know how to reply to a txt

  4. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Cool story mom, dont tell it again ♥

  5. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Confession 3
    i hate when people say "no offense but..." no..thats like insulting me but trying to make it sound nice and failing

  6. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    That depressing moment
    when the food you ate is now gone...

  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    I love asking little kids what they want to be
    when they grow up...
    cause , you know...
    im still looking for ideas(;

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Facebook needs three buttons:
    - Dislike
    -Who cares?
    -Are you an idiot?
    format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    I hate it when i step on a bug
    and realize that i probably just
    killed the main character of a
    disney movie...
    Format-MacyFormats

  10. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    I have CDO.
    It's like OCD,
    except the letters are in
    Alphabetical order.
    Like their suppose to be.

  11. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Procastination (verb):
    What you are doing right now
    (follow me, i follow back)

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I'm moody like squidward.
    Sometimes selfish like Mr.Crabs.
    A bit dumb like Patrick.
    But I'll be there for you like Sponge Bob.
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*
    (follow me, I follow back)

  13. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Anybody ever had this coversation before,
    "OK, if we get caught heres the story..."
    (follow me, ifollow back!!)

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    I hope their is a day when Cancer is just a Zodiac Sign

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Clapping the longest during
    an assembly because your a
    fearless savage.

  16. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    I'm so good at sleep. I can
    even do it with my eyes
    closed.

  17. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:11pm UTC
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    Smiling at old people to show them your not a teenage thug.
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  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just
    pretend to be one too, and we'll
    laugh and hug and he'll leave
    because i have first dibs.

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:33pm UTC
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    Telling someone your going to bed, when your actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on facebook
    (follow me, i follow back!)

  20. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your friend says something bad in front of your parents

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