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  1. xNessx xNessx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    T h e s u i t e l i f e o f Z a c k a n d C o d y
    is the only show with a dumb asian and a smart blonde.
    nmq

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:29pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    MERRY
    ON

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    You make me
    WANT TO BE
    a better person
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  4. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Guys with long hair on t.v.:
    Hot.
    Guys with long hair in my school: Ew.

  5. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    If you're brave enough to say
    GOODBYE
    Life will reward you with a new
    HELLO ♥

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    snowmen and snowladies?
    snowballs.
    NMF

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    That moment of fame
    when your name is in a math problem.
    nmq/nmf

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    I SPEAK THREE FLUENT LANGUAGES;
    ENGLISH,SWEARING AND SARCASM.
    format by: h0peful

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    That sexy face when
    you eat something sour.

  10. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    *saw it online (:

  11. loopydooda* loopydooda*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    "To die would be an awful big adventure♥"
    ~ Peter Pan

  12. kiko3221 kiko3221
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    when a guy gets a haircut...
    and you're just like..."wow...that just ruined it for me..."

    nmf

  13. abbyapathetic abbyapathetic
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:59pm UTC
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  14. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 5:33pm UTC
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  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    "Hi, may I help you?"
    "No, I'm just waiting in the line
    just to say
    Hi".

  16. heytherepolarbear heytherepolarbear
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:19pm UTC
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    The walk of shame
    when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
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  17. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:27am UTC
    O O
    .
    _____________________________

  18. beingstronggx3 beingstronggx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Relationships these days...
    they start going out and 2 seconds later
    say "i love you." like seriously..?
    that is not love.

  19. m00nrise m00nrise
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    don't change for anyone.

  20. scr3amyours3lfdry769 scr3amyours3lfdry769
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Nine.Eleven.TwoThousandOne.
    Thousands lost there lives, on this very tragic day. This is the day american fell to there knees. The day all of us were scared, worried, and frustrated. The day, we all needed comfort from anybody willing to give it. I remember sitting on my roof, watching the ashes in the sky, wondering if my grandpa was ever coming home. This was a horrible day, and we miss all our loved ones very much. Fave this for the victims of this disgusting, horrible day.

:)

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