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somthingstupid

1. MissF2F2F2
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Vodka + Ice = Ruins your kidneys
   Rum + Ice = Ruins your liver
   Gin + Ice = Ruins your brain
   Whiskey + Ice = Ruins your heart
   That damn ice...
   IT RUINS EVERYTHING!
   
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2. doublesidedice
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   Angels show up in the strangest of places.
   skillet
   
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3. ImaPiratePrincess
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 9:57pm UTC
   2 ∞ &→
   
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4. ThatWeirdGirl*
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 12:49pm UTC
   The world is made up of
   protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons
   
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5. ashley1234
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   don't like for there looks
   like for there personality
   
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6. ImmaBeWitty
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 3:55pm UTC
   how do you make it look so easy?
   I don't think I could ever leave someone and never look back.
   
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