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celestialerror*
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December 12, 2012 8:37pm UTC

You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.

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Maddyhj
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November 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Friends: You're so sexy! I can't believe you're still single!
Crush: Out of my way, you demented potato.

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xele91097x
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November 14, 2012 5:58pm UTC

me: *first to hand in test*
rest of class: *follows my example and hands in test*
me:
me:
me:
me: i am a powerful human being
me:
me: dance my puppets

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lovecrazy
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November 14, 2012 4:47pm UTC

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love2smile98
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November 8, 2012 6:43pm UTC

America's idea of going green;
legalizing weed.

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hermione23katniss
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November 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC

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Smiliezz900
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November 8, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Sexually rubbing the
wall until you find the
light switch.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
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November 8, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and dented it?
I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't.
Remember the time I dragged you to the beach and you said it would rain, and it did?
I thought you'd say, "I told you so." but you didn't.
Remember the time I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous, and you were?
I thought you'd leave, but you didn't.
Remember the time I spilt strawberry pie all over your car rug?
I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't.
Remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was formal, and you showed up in jeans?
I thought you'd drop me, but you didn't.
Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do,
but you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me.
There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you
when you returned from Iraq.
But you didn't.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC

If I ever go to hell I already know what's going to happen.
They will give me a laptop.
But there won't be any internet.

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Baseballisme
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November 8, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Friend: How old is your dad.
Me: He is as old as I am.
Friend: How is it possible?
Me: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
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November 8, 2012 9:13pm UTC

"What would you do if I died today?"
"I'd die tomorrow."

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PurplePinkDreams
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November 8, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Teacher: Do you behave like this at home?!
Me: Yes, actually.
nmq

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livelifealltheway
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November 8, 2012 5:42pm UTC

What would Jesus poo?
Holy Sh*t

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jstallons
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November 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don't you know who I am?
Boy: No
Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No
Boy: Good (walks away)

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pleasespeaktomyface
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November 8, 2012 4:25pm UTC

My Boyfriend: I could break up with you at any time.
Me: No, you won't.
My Boyfriend: How are you going to stop me?
Me: I'M GOING TO COOK ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS AND MAKE YOU FAT SO NO ONE ELSE WILL WANT YOU.
My Boyfriend:
Me:
My Boyfriend:
Both: LOLOL.

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Maddyhj
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November 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Parents: So what are you learning in math at the moment?
Me: That's a good question.

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