SUNDAY SCHOOL.
One day, the teacher called on Mary, a very lazy student.
"Who created the universe?"
...she didn't respond.
So Johnny, the kid seated behind her, took a pen and poked her in the rear.
"God Almighty!"
She shouted. And the teacher said, "Very good."
...Mary then [continued her nap...]
Later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she did not answer.
Again, Johnny came to the rescue and nudged her.
"Jesus Christ!"
Yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good."
And that's when Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
So again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
Not Mine but so funny! =)