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1. daniellenicole27
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   December 20, 2011 3:48pm UTC
   Justin Bieber
   is my entire life ...
   nuff said
   ♡
   nmf
   
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2. AleeCash
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   December 21, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   merry christmas too all the men & women over sea's fighting for us & too all the family's who have lost someone over sea's . please keep them in your prayers.
   AleeCash
   
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3. volleyballlife1820
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   December 20, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   Awkward (adjective)-
   when you see someone smiling and waving at you, so you wave back...and then you realize that they were waving at the person next to you.
   
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4. wittyme22
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   December 20, 2011 6:12pm UTC
   That moment when you wake up from a nap
   and have no idea whats going on
   
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5. NBCheer24
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   December 20, 2011 6:13pm UTC
   I'm I the only person that can find somthing to wear next thursday but not tomorrow?!?!?!
   
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7. atddancer12
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   December 20, 2011 4:05pm UTC
   You are Now
   • Breathing Manually
   • Aware of the fact that you are wearing clothes and you can feel them touching your skin.
   • Aware that every time you swallow you hear a crackling noise in your ear.
   • Aware that your nose is always in peripheral vision
   • Aware of the fact that your tongue can't find a comfortable spot in your mouth
   ©Atddancer12
   not my quote.
   
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9. GymnastBabee97
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   December 20, 2011 4:06pm UTC
   "Knock-knock."
   "Who's there?"
   "Daisy."
   "Daisy who?"
   "Daisy me rollin', they hatin'."
   format credit: Jade672
   
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11. givefaithafightingchanceX3
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    December 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    pouring a bowl of cereal but when you go get milk you realize you only have orange juice->don't tell me you haven't thought about it....
    
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12. livsbestfriendryan
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    December 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    your pants bother me
    take them off.
    
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13. emilxo
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    December 19, 2011 5:21pm UTC
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15. teenqueen143
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    December 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    I don't make typos.
    I make new words.
    
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16. kylieshae
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    December 19, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    fave this if..
    your parents ever call you the wrong name...
    
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17. mcorbett105
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    December 19, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    Keeepingg it real;
    like a happy meal*;
    
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19. alliethestalker
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    December 19, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    you don't have a dick
    and you'll never will.
    
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20. caty123caty
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    November 7, 2011 4:53pm UTC
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