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  1. nicholelovesyou nicholelovesyou
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Expectation~
    The root to all heartache<\3
    ~William Shakespear
    Format by saundrasaurous

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
    1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
    2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
    eat.
    3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
    gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
    4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
    capable of walking.
    5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
    we have freedom of speech.
    6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
    I can hear.
    7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
    are nearby.
    8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
    Comment ones you think of!!
    format by jimmy365

  3. DropsOfJupiterGirl119 DropsOfJupiterGirl119
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I had knee surgery in December 2011...
    ...And in September 2012 after all the pain, all the hospital trips, all the tears, all the physical therapy, doctors appointments, wheelchairs, and crutches,
    I can finally dance again.

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Someone: "FAIL!"
    Me: "Sorry, but I didn't ask for what happened to your dad's condom."

  5. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Go ahead boy;
    you deserve to smile.
    &I know i'm not your everything,
    but I was for a while.
    I see the way she makes you feel,
    &I just hope you dont get hurt.
    because not a day passes by,
    where I don't wish I was her.
    I go through all our messages,
    &the pictures on the floor.
    but they only keep reminding me,
    that you don't need me anymore.
    I'll always be the stupid girl,
    &you'll never know how much you meant to me.
    &you'll always be that amazing boy,
    who is and was, my everything.
    NotMyFormat/MY QUOTE.

  6. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  7. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Just because someone flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you. Just because someone likes you, doesn't mean they want to go out with you. Just because somebody wants to go out with you, doesn't mean they love you. Just becayse somebody loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you. Because people lie, things change. Boyfriends cheat, best friends ditch.
    And there are always going to be those people who would kill to see you
    fall.

    bizzlebelles, part mine, part nmq,

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    How do you drown a hipster?
    in the main-stream.
    format by jimmy365/ nmq

  9. SaltyTearsxo SaltyTearsxo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    "Do you like anyone in our grade?
    "No."
    I've never had such a painful feeling in the pit of my stomach ..
    (nmf)

  10. SaltyTearsxo SaltyTearsxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    I don't know what to be without you ..

  11. SaltyTearsxo SaltyTearsxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Dear Me,
    Never let anyone tell you that you didn't love him with everything you had.
    Not even yourself.
    format credit to donthateonme

  12. SaltyTearsxo SaltyTearsxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I know people say it's for the better, but if I get over you, I'll n e v e r forgive myself..

  13. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    You'll never feel for me what I feel for you.
    You'll never look at me the way I look at you.
    But you'll always hurt me how I never hurt you.
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  14. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    No matter how many times I say I don't care, it will hurt me every time I see you with her.
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  15. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    I still love you, I always will.
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  16. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Do you even care that
    you're breaking my heart?
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  17. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Okay, let's just pretend that I never fell in love with you, that we weren't friends from the beginning, and that you weren't my first and only true love.</3
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  18. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Don't you dare remember me
    when you start forgetting her.
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

  19. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
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  20. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're about to do your homework, but then your laptop walks in with no bra or panties and seduces you..
    Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

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