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1. foreveryoung_101
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 3:15pm UTC
   Dear Nike,
   Your slogan says "JUST DO IT" I did.
   Now what happens?
   Sincerely, pregnant teen.
   
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2. xSOCCERxSTARx
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 6:43pm UTC
   Oh please,
   You have more dick in your personality
   than you do in your pants.
   
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3. rima21
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   Pretending your the host of a cooking show,
   when your home alone cooking <3
   
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4. ikindajust
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   suck my dick
   personalities can't be sucked, silly.
   
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5. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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6. danni79
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 10:27am UTC
   O O
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   _____________________________
   
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7. jadensmithsbxtch
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2011 5:00pm UTC
   Should I give up
   or should i just keep ... chasing pavements. ♥
   format- akk3165 :3 - tumblr
   
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8. xLovestruckx
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2011 3:26pm UTC
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9. taylorguitargurl
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 5:57pm UTC
   [fave] for raw cookie dough [comment] for baked cookies
   just curious :)
   
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10. allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    
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11. ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    HOMEWORK: Do me!
    Witty:Dont listen to that slutt.
    
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12. heathermargaret23
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I'm so ready for fall...
    Hoodies
    Uggs
    Skinny Jeans
    And rosy cheeks (:
    - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - -
    
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13. justachancenotalifetime
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    so im just sitting in my room on witty & facebook
    when out of no where
    i hear a dog crying and barking weakly.. i went outside to see what it was & i seen some girl about 16 beating her dog with a bat.
    i have never hit someone so hard in my life.
    i demanded the dog from her & she said 'here..i dont want this thing anymore', one of these days karmas gonna get her back & if it doesnt i'll be the first person to make sure that it does♥.
    i know its kinda long so, thanks if you read this♥
    
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14. xoxomindaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Don't you hate it
    when you have an older family
    member on facebook and they
    comment on EVERYTHING you do
    ------------------------
    *nmf
    
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15. brooklynschlangen07
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    ImReadyforHoodies&Jeans,
    Its My Favorite Season. ♥
    nmq i found it on facebook.
    
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16. Snookers
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve
     
     
    we  love you & witty♥
      not my format. 
    
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17. xXxlibbyluxXx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Dear Poptarts,
    » no one likes the part
    with no icing :) «
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. xxlovinlifexx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:23am UTC
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19. sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Carr ying a spoon in your
    pocket . Just in case someone has cake.
    
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20. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Things I've Learned In School:
    1. How to whisper
    2. How to text without looking
    3. How to look like I'm thinking
    ♥
    
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