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Daylynn
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC

HEY
I just met you.
& girl you look crazy
Whats your makeup brand?
Crayola maybe?
♡
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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Teacher : what is your email so i can send you the notes for class?
Me:
Teacher:
me:
Teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
tumblr

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_CoolStoryBro_
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:58pm UTC

I'm at a payphone ,
trying to call home,
all of my change I spent on you,
where have the times gone,
baby it's all wrong,
Where are the plans we made for two?
♥

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nebraska99
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause I wanna make out with your face!(;
Hahaha(: Classic Jenna Marbles(:
Who's Jenna Marbles?
Go die.
legit conversation

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hannaheatsyou
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 7:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:05pm UTC

get in losers were
going wittying.
©livsbestfriendryan

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morgan143
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Dad: some little birdie told me you were doing drugs..
Son: you are talking to birds and you think i am the one doing drugs..?

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xolauramariexo
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Another night,
another dream
wasted on you.

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brett_landon
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC

f ake friends.
t rue thoughts.
credit: thirteen c:

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brett_landon
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
PLAY
TEMPLE RUN

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aaleinad76
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind…
WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:08pm UTC

What the author wrote: The girl sat down in the black chair
What your english teacher thinks it meant: The author clearly is using symbolism here. The chair was black to show the girl is in a dark place, a place of desperation. She is sitting on the chair for support, since she is physically and mentally unstable.
What the author means:The girl sat down in the black chair
The gigtttttt
blathe girl sat

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

KIDZ BOP
is on their 21st album.
Their first one came out in late 2002.
Don't you feel old.

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I HATE YOU SO MUCH
THAT I HOPE YOU DIE
IN TEMPLE RUN....
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO
BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I don't think
the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that

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oxsandrax
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 7:29pm UTC

When you're in the car
and you're going the same way as the car in front of you so you think
"i wonder if they think i'm following them.."
only me?
nmf.

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