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heartofstones
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April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC

I hate it when I see people
at the supermarket and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
and I'm like
"Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

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Rajsonkar
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December 31, 2013 10:08pm UTC

happy new year wittians :) may this new year bring happiness and joy in your lives

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Rajsonkar
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January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

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Rajsonkar
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January 25, 2014 8:28pm UTC

Two Friends Sitting In A Boring Lecture...
.
1st Friend: It's So Boring
Even My Bums Have Fallen Asleep.
2nd Friend: Ya I Heard Them Snoring
Twice..! :P
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Rajsonkar
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January 28, 2014 7:05pm UTC

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime .
Give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish

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Rajsonkar
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March 4, 2014 11:28am UTC

My Eyes Know That I'm Not
Perfect Match For You..
But
My Heart Has No Eyes
Or Ears..
So Its Been Beating For You

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Rajsonkar
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March 14, 2014 8:29pm UTC

One day Friendship & Lovemet each other.Love asked Friendship -“Why do you exist if I’mthere?”So Friendship said -“To give a smile to thoseeyes in which you leavetears.”

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Rajsonkar
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March 16, 2014 9:11am UTC

Loving you could take my life
But
When I look into your eyes
I know you are worth that
sacrifice..!

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Rajsonkar
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March 19, 2014 1:18pm UTC

Things I do when I have to study:
1% = study
99% = tell people I have to study
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Rajsonkar
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March 20, 2014 8:12pm UTC

No matter how good looking and pretty you are, pizza will always be my first choice
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Delicate*
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April 13, 2014 3:13pm UTC

You want to claim my body
but don't give a damn about my soul.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Drue
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April 14, 2014 12:28am UTC

then let it be beautiful.

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noortycool999
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April 14, 2014 6:28am UTC

i need a vacation before the vacation and another vacation brfore the vacation so i rest from the vacation

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*Suicidal Fantasy*
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April 13, 2014 11:09am UTC

I'm really good at guessing, why do you think I fail all my tests?

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*Suicidal Fantasy*
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April 13, 2014 2:41pm UTC

One day it just hit me, I got so inspired.....now all I want to do is inspire others."inspired to inspire" I will live by that each day.

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*Suicidal Fantasy*
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April 13, 2014 2:59pm UTC

Please read:
I didn't want to be seen, the walls around me shattered like glass...I built the wall to hide from the fear, to hide from the world but you knocked it down....and instead of a wall you replaced it with your arms...Oh what beautiful warmth, my heart came back and the best part is you told me you loved me, and now I can see the beauty in the world...

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*Suicidal Fantasy*
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April 13, 2014 5:32pm UTC

"Success is not for the weak and the uncommitted."- Eric Thomas

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