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  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Fave this if you love your dad
    No matter if you post this or not, I promise you your dad will live for 12 days

  4. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:29am UTC
    fave this quote so stupid noobs ask why an empty qoute is loved so much.

  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
    "maybe your face is just funny."
    i officially love his mom

  7. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  8. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  9. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  10. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  11. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  12. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  13. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  14. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  15. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    o ver
    f re
    fave if you get it ^


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MJ14Adams MJ14Adams
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:12am UTC
    Sweet Life of Zack and Cody:
    Esteban: No body calls Esteban Julio Richardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez a liar!
    Zack: No body has the time...
    FAV IF YOU REMEMBER!!

  20. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Yeah, of course I'm fine.
    It's not like I have feelings or anything.

:)

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