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pizza*
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June 10, 2011 9:50pm UTC

white people problems #7:
feel tired during the day. finally try to sleep. not tired.

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alaskaflorida13
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 11:19pm UTC

I set fire to the rain
And I threw "us" into the flames..♥

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beclouger
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 9:00am UTC

If life gives you melons,
you're probably dyslexic.

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sistahdear
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June 7, 2011 11:43pm UTC

You live,you laugh, you love, you learn.
You scream,you cry, you crash,you burn.
♥
nmf/nmq.

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x0lax
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June 6, 2011 10:01pm UTC

its raining its pouring
my social life is boring...
nmf
notmine

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always_remember
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June 8, 2011 3:45pm UTC

Annoying things to do in an elevator
1. Stand silent, motionless in the corner
2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him/her to call you admirable
3. MEOW occasionally
4. Stare at another person for a while. Then announce in horror: "Your one of them!" - and back away slowly
5. Say "ding" at each floor
6. Make explosion noises every time someone presses a button
7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person "this is my space."
8. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9. Drop a pen and then wait for someone to pick it up, then scream "THAT'S MINE"
10. Call out a group hug, then enforce it.
yyy

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EmmaleeeGrace
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June 4, 2011 10:07pm UTC

its not the goodbye's that hurt
its the flashbacks that follow.

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hannahmarie101
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June 6, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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andmaybeimcrazy
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June 5, 2011 12:58am UTC

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xoxpaigexox3
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 7:01pm UTC

i know they say your
first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.♥
~Drake \

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kandykyra
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June 4, 2011 6:11pm UTC

let your smile change the world
don't let the world change your smile.
Credit t o: a nonymouus

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taintedlove
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June 6, 2011 12:57am UTC

Some girls just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 10:15pm UTC

He laughs at my dreams
but I dream about his laughter.
As strange as it seems,
he's the one that I'm after. ♥

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 7:17pm UTC

i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
ah,childhood.
only me?
not my format.

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kelloggz014
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC

The best thing in life is finding someone
who knows all your faults, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing. -Wiz,
♥
not my format.

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pennstategirl21
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June 9, 2011 11:31pm UTC

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:38pm UTC

FEAR: REJECTION
WANT: ATTENTION
CRAVE:AFFECTION
NEED:PERFECTION
♥
**BEACHYLOVE

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
credit to :missJoxoxo

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theinvisibleninja5
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 4:00pm UTC

When a package says ♥
easy open
And i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.

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An'*
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 9:33pm UTC

i can be anything you want.
just tell me what you want, and i'll be that. ♥
-TheNotebook

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