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_regret
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June 10, 2011 8:13pm UTC

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t0mmy_45
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June 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC

&& it's over.
he's gone.
i'll miss you Dad.
R.I.P. 6/10/11 @ 4:33 pm.
</3
Fav this to show that's there's still hope for me and my family. thanks..

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 3:28pm UTC

I'm not flirting.
I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
[♥][♥][♥]

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fatassmuffin
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June 10, 2011 3:22pm UTC

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An'*
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 1:00pm UTC

and tonight, i'll stay home and
miss you more than you'll ever know. ♥

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omgitscarly
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 1:37pm UTC

when i delete text messages,
i feel like i'm deleting evidence.

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 1:34pm UTC

The awkward moment:
when you're fishing and accidentally catch bin Laden.
**my format. use if you really have to, but give credit? :L**

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together_forever_x0x
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Elementary school;
eww! you kissed him..
Middle school;
C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss
High school;
seriously guys, stop making out and get a room.

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reillyraae
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 7:01pm UTC

f e e l i n g l i k e a b a d a s s w h e n ;
someone asks you a question & you respond with;
"don't worry about it."

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ilovemusicxoxo89
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 11:56am UTC

Awesome Comebacks #7
Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
You: (Spits) It's raining.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 9:15am UTC

& I LOVE HOW
SCHOOLS BLOCK EVERY SINGLE GOOD WEBSITE
EXCEPT WITTY. ♥

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An'*
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 9:29pm UTC

you aren't even near my type,
but that doesn't change the way that i feel about you. ♥

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soccerplayerrr21
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 5:30pm UTC

In kindergarten,
It's called a "playdate."
In middle school,
It's called "hanging out."
In high school,
It's called "come to my house I'm bored out of my mind."

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ilove_him
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 9:33am UTC

the truth is
i have a bad habit of comparing myself to others
//////// theres always someone
with a better smile, nicer clothes,
a skinnier waist, brighter eyes & amazing hair.
i put myself down all the time.
i can never be happy with the way i look.
i'm self-conscious.
& i wanna change that..

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saraah14
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May 19, 2011 2:42pm UTC

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An'*
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 5:00pm UTC

would you mind if i sat next to you,
and watched you smile? ♥

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caughtinthe_chains
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 6:30am UTC

you're weird
i like you.
/// YOU'RE MY NEW FRIEND.

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BreeVee
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 2:08pm UTC

I'm in my best jeans. My shirt is adorable, my hair looks amazing.
Not a single hot guy.
Hair's in a bun. No make-up. I'm wearing sweatpants and slippers
Eye candy everywhere.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 5:02pm UTC

I hate when people complain
about it being too hot. Because really>> what am I supposed to do about it?
Leave?

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 2:15am UTC

How do you make
Holy Water ?.
Answer :
You Boil The
Hell Out Of It .
a priest told me this joke lol .

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