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  1. jpattyyy21 jpattyyy21
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 9:21pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY MOMENT #8
    (Joe falls out of his wheelchair and is about to
    fall into the sewer when Lois catches him)
    Lois: I can't hold on any longer!
    Joe: Pretend I'm one of your children!
    (Lois lets go)
    Joe: NOT MEG!
    (Pulls Joe to saftey)
    This is for you shootingstar1455 :)

  2. Pinktink95 Pinktink95
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 11:46am UTC
    everyone says that love hurts ;
    but thats not true. loneliness hurts; rejection hurts.
    losing someone hurts. envy hurts. everyone gets
    these things confused with love, but in reality, love is
    the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain
    and makes someone feel wonderful again.
    -Twilight » »
    Not mine !

  3. ditzybrunett978 ditzybrunett978
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 1:04pm UTC
    fez: you dont like me because i'm not from here!
    red: this has nothing to do with you being a foreignor! this is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!!!
    that 70s show

  4. mayangel96 mayangel96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    There's no right or wrong, success or failure. I don't look at things as black or white. My life won't be a series of either/ors -- musician or actor, rock or country, straitlaced or rebellious, this or that, yes or no. The real choices in life aren't that simple.
    - Miley Cyrus
    *my fade

  5. this_aint_a_scenexx68 this_aint_a_scenexx68
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 12:41pm UTC
    i would rather burn out
    then slowly fade away...
    -kurt cobain

  6. ObessiveJonasBrothersgirlie16 ObessiveJonasBrothersgirlie16
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 10:55pm UTC
    i suffer from:
    girl-next-door-itis
    where the guy is friends with you and that's it.
    - TAYLORSWIFT :]
    fade credit: fadingforyou_


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. brunettechica brunettechica
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 10:40pm UTC
    ONLY IN AMERICA
    On the tags on american flags, it says
    "Made in China"

  9. LaughOutLoudx19 LaughOutLoudx19
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 11:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. preppycheergrll35 preppycheergrll35
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    "When you're a little girl,
    you believe in fairytales.
    &you say your going to find Prince Charming and
    he's going to be everything you want him to be.
    In fairytales, the bad guy is easy to spot. He's
    always wearing a black cape. Then you grow up.
    You find out that Prince Charming isnt as easy to
    find as you thought. The bad guy, isn't wearing a
    black cape. He's really cute&he makes you laugh"
    ---Taylor Swift<3

  11. staybeautiful staybeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    be nice to everyone you meet because
    one day, they could become a [ f a m o u s c e l e b r i t y ] and then you'll be sorry.
    or that same person could become a [ s e r i a l k i l l e r ] and then you'll be REALLY sorry.

  12. xoerinlauraneox xoerinlauraneox
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 6:39pm UTC
    Can I have you number?
    ahah i love this♥

  13. Thats_Legit_17 Thats_Legit_17
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    So, my dad thinks its..
    facespace
    and my mom thinks its
    mybook...
    aren't we just a bunch of
    smartypants?
    everything is mine except the colors(:
    haha so very true(:

  14. summerlovinx0x summerlovinx0x
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 3:56pm UTC
    To Live Is The Rarest Thing.
    M O S T P E O P L E O N L Y E X I S T.

  15. capricornbabe313 capricornbabe313
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 11:25pm UTC
    sorry elmo;;
    This is my world now.

  16. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 10:33am UTC
    i love him.
    not because he's beautiful or because he's rich!
    i'd much rather he weren't either one.
    it would even out the gap between us just a little bit -
    because he'd still be the most loving and
    unselfish and brilliant and decent person i've ever met.
    of course i love him.
    how hard is that to understand?
    -eclipse.

  17. XxFaSHioNxX XxFaSHioNxX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    itskindahard
    to force a smile and
    hold back tears,
    all at the same time.

  18. jessayyy jessayyy
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
    Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
    Squidward: No it doesnt!
    Patrick: HO HO HO!
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick youre scaring him!
    LOL!

  19. _misariannanicole_ _misariannanicole_
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 1:03am UTC
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  20. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    its called investigating
    not stalking

:)

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