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shawdaay
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April 8, 2012 1:21am UTC

Baby Me And You Were The Perfect Too<3.

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jessica_bieber69
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November 27, 2011 7:09pm UTC

"Uggs" is short for "UGLY". Sorry Girls(;

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lazyLION24
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November 19, 2011 7:43pm UTC

How I end my school presentations:
"s o . . . u m . . . y e a h "
nmf-nmq

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tylerr
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November 19, 2011 9:11pm UTC

people wonder why i don't like brandoncyrus:me: anyway. i have a question. i'm not gonna be a "hater" or whatever. but why do you say you're gonna follow back if you don't..?him: whys your dick so small?same reason.you'll never know.well, i tried to be nice and he gives me some douche answer.oh wait, no. i mean, "she.".______________.

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wallflowersandprettypictures
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November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC

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Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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tylerr
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November 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC

the amazing moment when
you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it."

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Breezyx3
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November 20, 2011 7:39pm UTC

On the way down,
I saw you and you saved me from myself.
And I won't forget the way you loved me.
On the way down I almost fell right through,
But I held onto you.
♥
♥♥♥

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC

I want to hold your hand ♥

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HCOcuti926
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November 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'

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SuperNova22
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Hi
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iloveyu1297
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

We broke up months ago.
I still have dreams that we grow up and get married.
Like you promised we once would ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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allie1001
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

I'm not perfect, and thats okay.....
....Cause being perfect isn't my thing anyway;*

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NoraKendall
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

I'm not good enough.
I'll never be good enough .

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Allyyyssssa
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Can't say I've felt,
—» Such twisting in my heart this way{♥}

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chelseyzimmer
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November 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Life is a movie,
I've seen too many times.♥

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NothingComparedToHer_x3
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November 20, 2011 7:46pm UTC

confession #15
i've waited a hundred years, but i'd wait a million more for you. nobody prepared me for, what the privledge of being yours would do. if i had only felt the warmth between your touch. if i had only seen the way you smile, when you blush. or how you curl your lip when you concentrate enough. then i would have known, what i've been living for all along..

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